He’s saying that she shouldn’t believe these false sitcoms and realize that shes a beautiful lady

Not only can he not afford a diamond ring, but he thinks she needs one.

Though Kraft makes a lot of foolish mistakes, he strives to shine like a light in life

You can call him crazy, but he will still chase Miss Purple

To get her off his mind, Kraft tries to write rhymes, but he still can’t keep still while his mind is wondering

He can’t golf but he knows how to cook those waffles crispy brown

He’s “driving” crazy, so he should slow down and start putting, but he’s not that great of a golfer.

He finds it hard to sleep, and when he does manage to sleep he still dreams of Miss Purple

She just wants an honest man, which Kraft foolishly thinks that it means being something he isn’t

Though she’s a truthful lady, Kraft manages to convince himself she’s hiding something