My words are so descriptive and captivating that they paint an image similar to a Spike Lee film. At times I have to switch my style up because too many people are imitating and emulating a certain styles that Sir Laurenovich the great started.

Although I would very much like to gently make love to every woman in the world this task is impossible so I am forced to ignore a few women.

perhaps I did..

I got a female employees phone number at the Gucci store because of an assist from a friend. John Stockton was known for assist hence that became my friends new name.

Many people that I encounter in passing are just as fake as the war against drugs is. The war against is not about stopping drugs it is about targeting low level players and minority’s to generate money for the govt.

We bag bird bitches “ruffle feathers” then misbehave after so they dump us. We didnt want them for long term relationships so it was actually the game plan to have them get rid of us.

My outfits are very special and so charismatic that you can actually interact with them as if they were human beings.

Yet another Golden explanation!

When engaging in sexual intercourse we smash vaginas harder then negligent pedestrians get smashed by the vehicles that they should have been paying attention to. Me and many of my friends have short hair cuts and are known for extraordinary cunnilingus skills as are many members of the lesbien community.