Blue, blue windows behind the stars Helpless by Crosby, Stills & Nash (Ft. Neil Young)

The color of the windows signals Neil’s emptiness/despair, a la Picasso

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He had swallowed his tongue and was turning blue The Legend of MC H20 by The Blind MC (Ft. B Horowitz) 8

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Just give me a honey I can read like braille The Legend of MC H20 by The Blind MC (Ft. B Horowitz) 8

That way he reads her with his hands so it gets freaky-freaky too!

See Zebra Katz “I'mma Read” for a true test of literacy

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Rollin' in the ride down the avenue The Legend of MC H20 by The Blind MC (Ft. B Horowitz) 8

Wait…should the BLIND MC be DRIVING???!

(he does!)

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Ludwig Von The Phantom by The Blind MC (Ft. B Horowitz) 5

Beethoven is ALSO from “B Town” (in his case, Bonn Germany)

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Ayatollah of the cut Buddha The Phantom by The Blind MC (Ft. B Horowitz) 5

Marijuana + Islam = Blind MC!

“Ayatollah” means “eye of God” in Arabic — it is one of the most revered clergy positions in Shi'ism

Khomeini of 2Pac’s Outlawz is named after Ayatollah Khomeini, revolutionary leader of Iran

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It's the tattoo guys New Round of Beef With Jay Z and Kanye by Bill O'Reilly

Kanye has Bible stuff tattooed on his arm; does this make him a “tattoo guy”?

Maybe he’s talking about this “tattoo guy”

The lead singer of rock bandAs I Lay Dying who plotted to have his wife murdered… couldn’t be though, no hat on this guy period!

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Jared Leto Live Blogging the Oscars by News Genius

One of the hottest chicks EVER!!

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Lmao this made me snort

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Makes a joke about rain in L.A. Live Blogging the Oscars by News Genius

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Ellen Live Blogging the Oscars by News Genius

See Lil B Ellen Degeneres for an extensive analysis

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