My bitch on my jock, giving holiday head T'was the Night Before Christmas by Snoop Dogg (Ft. Nate Dogg)

“Tis better to give than to receive” (no homo)

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December 26th, 2011

with my girlfriend liking me alot, giving me felatio

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The stocking was hung on my big fat dick T'was the Night Before Christmas by Snoop Dogg (Ft. Nate Dogg)

Festive

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Ain't shit that was stirring:
Nope, it was all good
T'was the Night Before Christmas by Snoop Dogg (Ft. Nate Dogg)

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But shorty's running wild, smoking sess, drinking beer C.R.E.A.M. by Wu-Tang Clan 1

“Shorty” implies subservience; here, it means “youth”.

The youth is running around doing whatever they want, drinking beer, and smoking sess, which is slang for sensimilla, a high quality female cannabis that has not been fertilized by male cannabis plants, making the buds seedless and very potent with THC.

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And ain't trying to hear what I'm kicking in his ear C.R.E.A.M. by Wu-Tang Clan 1

Kids these days…

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Leave it up to me while I be living proof
To kick the truth to the young Black youth
C.R.E.A.M. by Wu-Tang Clan 1

Like Saint Augustine, Inspectah’s former life as a sinner gives him street cred when guiding the youth on the straight and narrow.

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I put on for my city, yeah way before the contracts Put On (Remix) by Jeezy (Ft. Jay Z)

Even before his official Atlanta “Put On”™ Sponsorship Agreement, Jeezy would put on for his city

Now, the money has made his endorsement ring insincere and hollow, which shows you what Capitalism has wrought

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So back up, bitch, because I'm struggling
So get on your knees and then start juggling
These motherfucking nuts in your mouth
Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None) by Snoop Dogg (Ft. Kurupt, Nanci Fletcher, Nate Dogg & Warren G)

I feel like this song is trying to send women a subliminal lickmyballs message of some kind…

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Doggy, I'm all the above Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None) by Snoop Dogg (Ft. Kurupt, Nanci Fletcher, Nate Dogg & Warren G)

Snoop is:

A) Baller
B) Gangsta
C) Fiscal Conservative
D) Thug
E) All the above

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Hoes recognize, niggas do too Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None) by Snoop Dogg (Ft. Kurupt, Nanci Fletcher, Nate Dogg & Warren G)

Both men and women recognize Snoop’s “game” (reproductive prowess)

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