[MF Doom]
One one
Two two, two

To get the dough, the Villain'll flow off of Stella D'oro
And water go off the head for the slaugter you bet your daughter
That liquor only gets you sick quicker
Take it from a honorary member, of Spitkicker
I know it's hot up in that suit with the curly 'fro
I'd rather write all night until the early show
We don't suggest you let your girly go alone
Come home all glowin with the the pearly glow
It was the super, a.k.a. super sperm
Hit her in the chin, told her rub it in like lubriderm
Finished, oh let spaz go next
Who's fault is it if her face taste like Vasiplex
... It ain't funny
Ever since a young'un sonny, take the money
His first business made each day a grand
His only comp, shorty with the spiked lemonade stand
That's how he ran his hustle
He came with a plan that took least amount of muscle
Two for one, dime frogs for the lickin
And all you can eat, "Corn dogs for the pickin"

... A seemingly modest fellow
Korn Dogz by MF DOOM

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That's how he ran his hustle
He came with a plan that took least amount of muscle
Korn Dogz by Danger Doom

DOOM works smarter, not harder.

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Apricot, grape, beach plum, quince. He had got to crab apple Signs and Symbols by Vladimir Nabokov

As Alexander Dolinin explains:

The list of five jellies by itself looks rather artificial and because of that requires serious examination.

Curiously enough, in all editions of the story there is a misprint in the third letter of the third label—beech plum instead of the correct beach plum—but it is impossible to tell whether this was intended or not. [Note: Neither this edition, nor the online New Yorker edition contain this misprint.]

As Carol M. Dole observ[e]s, “the last letters of the four jellies in the list (apricot, grape, beech plum, quince) form the word theme” […], but again this could be a coincidence.

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(Bon) Ca sent si bon
Ca sent si bon
Kimochi
Devil Mask, Buddha Mind by Momus

An echo of the first song, Moop Bears, ‘it feels so good’ in French and Japanese.

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Kao ga kumotte iru
Kao ga kagayaite iru
Kangaibukai kao
Kimen busshin
Devil Mask, Buddha Mind by Momus

顔 が 曇って いる
顔 が 輝いて いる
感慨深い 顔
奇面 仏心

Japanese for:

Face cloudy
Face is shining
Emotional face
Odd surface Buddha’s heart

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In a postage stamp world we slipper away Zanzibar by Momus

‘Postage stamp’ has two meanings:

  • Zanzibar is a pretty small island, compared to for instance Madagascar
  • Zanzibar just has great nature, and would look it on a tacky postage card / stamp.

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With a cradle of cats Zanzibar by Momus

If we may believe someone at Yahoo! answers, Zanzibar is known for its feral cat population.

It is not worth the while to go round the world to count the cats in Zanzibar.
— Henry David Thoreau, Walden

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Ex-sarcophagus defiler Ex-erotomane by Momus

A sarcophagus is a an ancient Egyptan funeral box… Momus confesses to necrophiliac tendencies!

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Now cleaned up, teetotaler, a total tea drinker Ex-erotomane by Momus

A teetotaler is someone who never drinks alcohol.

Check out Wikipedia’s list of teetotalers, which includes 50 Cent! (Who also admitted to have never smoked weed.)

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Ex-gokkun princess white pearl necklace sperm bukakke jeweller Ex-erotomane by Momus
  • Gokkun is the Japanese term for the act of a woman drinking the semen of multiple men.
  • Bukkake is another Japanese term which refers to multiple men ejaculating over a woman.
  • The ‘pearl necklace’ is a very poetic eufemism for cumming on a girl’s chest. (Hence, ‘jeweller’.)

Yummy!

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