Once there was a man who loved a woman too much
To give up hope when he saw she wouldn't touch him with a barge pole
He spent his whole life in the Inferno
He composed in thirty-four cantos
Lucky Like St. Sebastian by Momus

Reference to Dante Alighieri’s Divine Comedy, the part describing hell probably likened his life-long unrequited love for Beatrice Portinari. (Although Beatrice is the person that guides Dante through Heaven, at least in the poem.)

All parts of the Divine Comedy are composed of 33 cantos, which means that there was something left unsaid in Dante’s Inferno..?

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And your eyes, pika pika Nervous Heartbeat by Momus

You’ve probably heard this phrase on Pokémon, ‘pikapika’ (ピカピカ) means ‘sparkling’.

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Reluctantly, shibu shibu Nervous Heartbeat by Momus

Shibu shibu (シブシブ) means ‘yeah, yeah’ in a reluctant manner.

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Crying, shiku shiku Nervous Heartbeat by Momus

An onomatopoeia, shiku shiku (しくしく) is a dull kind of stomach ache.

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I could just about hear my Walkman playing Mantovani through the thunder The Birdcatcher by Momus

Mantovani was a very popular conductor of ‘light classical music’, or ‘easy listening’, whatever they call it.

The Walkman, for those born after 1995, was Sony’s brand of quintessential portable tape / CD / MiniDisc / MP3 player.

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Oh wow wow wow

Ca
(Ca) Ca sent
(Ca Ca) Ca sent si
(Sent)
(Ca sent) Ca sent si bon
(Bon) Ca sent si bon
Ca sent si bon
Kimochi ii
Moop Bears by Momus

Seems like things women scream in porns across different cultures.

  • ‘Oh wow wow wow’ is a well known phrase in American porn
  • ‘Ça sent si bon’ is French for ‘that feels so good’
  • ‘Komichi ii’ is Japanese for ‘good feeling’. Often screamed in hentai movies.

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Behind a drawbridge, portcullis and a moat The Lady of Shalott by Momus

Classic castle defenses, which serve as a metaphor for the woman’s sexual defence:

  • A drawbridge is the bridge that can be lowered over the moat
  • A portcullis is a kind of metal door next to the drawbridge, which can be lowered as well
  • A moat is a deep ditch, often filled with water

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If I gave you the key to my chastity belt
You could totally destroy my pride
The Lady of Shalott by Momus

A chastity belt is a device that was used in the Middle Ages (even up until the early 30s) to prevent people from having sexual intercourse or masturbating. It is sort of a safe for your genitals.

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Cunt The Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television by George Carlin

After his PG stint at 3rd Rock From The Sun, Arthur Mitchel used this word to his heart’s content on the cable show Dexter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ekwOpFVy80

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Fuck The Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television by George Carlin

Quite possibly the best known of the seven, the word fuck even has a documentary dedicated to it. This film incidentally tops the chart of films that most frequently use the word ‘fuck’.
http://youtu.be/jl9WWk431h0

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