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And I heard Professor X was molesting all the X-Men
Messed with Jean Grey's head since she was a freshman Mighty Casey – Crackhead Superheroes

Professor X represents all the preachers, teachers coaches and so called authority figures that take advantage of children

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added at April 6th, 2012 23:34
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I heard The Flash was on speed and the Hulk was on crack
Batman got bagged up fpr beating on blacks
Spiderman shooting up, you could tell by the tracks
G.I Joe killed a hundred little kids in Iraq Mighty Casey – Crackhead Superheroes

Superheroes serve as metaphors for the real so called heroes we have who are often drug addicts. Batman represents the police and modern day police brutality, while GI Joe represents the atrocities our military is responsible for.

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added at April 6th, 2012 23:31
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On the road doin' 50 sippin 151 Mighty Casey – Liquorland

151 is 151 proof Bacardi

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added at April 6th, 2012 23:26
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Put up like Holyfield when Tyson bit his ear off Mighty Casey – Liquorland

I couldn’t find anything else to rhyme with Smirnoff but ear off so I referred to Iron Mike’s wildest moment

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added at April 6th, 2012 23:22
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And if I can't find a liquor then I won't be disappointed
I'll just smoke a coupla spliffs and act like I'm double jointed Mighty Casey – Liquorland

not the most clever line…but in absence of alcohol I am more than satisfied without a couple of joints of marijuana

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added at April 6th, 2012 23:17
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And I don't know the reason why I act this way
Sippin' Alize on the way to AA Mighty Casey – Liquorland

never been to AA surprisingly and I hate Alize way too sweet

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added at April 6th, 2012 23:13
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And I'm highly educated, quite sophisticated
Never been incarcerated still I stay intoxicated Mighty Casey – Liquorland

I went to Columbia University yet I’m not really that sophisticated, I have been incarcerated and I really do stay intoxicated

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added at April 6th, 2012 23:09
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got a little bent and I hopped up in the Nova Mighty Casey – Liquorland

my mom used to have an old rust green 1973 Chevy Nova…well into the 90s

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added at April 6th, 2012 23:08
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I got knocked out in 90 seconds like that brother Leon Spinks Mighty Casey – Liquorland

I was actually Michael Spinks who was knocked out in 90 seconds by Mike Tyson

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added at April 6th, 2012 23:07
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It was Michael Spinks, and it was officially 91 seconds. I still remember that being the front page of every newspaper in the country back then. Funny ass line

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I got a pet King Cobra and a pet Mad Dog
Budweiser taste like water so I killed them three frogs Mighty Casey – Liquorland

King Cobra is yet another form of cheap malt liquor sold in 40ozs, Mad Dog is a cheap citrus wine found in bright colors one dated reference was the three frogs who wold saw bu-weis-er

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added at April 6th, 2012 23:04
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