Monster Mike sometimes gets lazy and tends to go for girls who are more promiscuous, since they require less effort.
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The weed Mike smokes gives him a very distinct smell that can be detected from far away, similar to a landfill
The only people who don’t like Monster Mike’s music are Chicago Cubs Fans (faggots), or stupid women.
Badminton is a sport people serve things in. “To serve up” also means to give one oral sex. Monster Mike is down with oral sex.
The Village used to go by “Swag Village”. However, Monster Mike has so much swag that the group has to be re-renamed “Swag Village”.
She was cute, but she was petty for trying to make a 21 year old wrapper settle down. Swaglife is an important term in the Stain Gang (Monster Mike’s clique) community
A girl Mike was talking to got mad that he was talking to other girls, and said that she was done. However, Mike had already had intercourse with the girl, which is a done deal in his book.
Monster Mike once told a girl that his penis was in a relationship with her mouth over the phone.
He’s saying if you didn’t used to be down with him before, you won’t be able to when he’s so obviously rich
Monster Mike is a very lighthearted person who has fun a lot, so he’s pretty sure if he ever gets to host the sucker-free MTV rap video countdown, that he would naturally do as such