Michael Jordan left the Chicago Bulls for the 1993-1994 season to play Minor League Baseball. The Bulls clearly missed having Jordan, as they lost to the New York Knicks in the second round of the playoffs. (Don’t worry, they won the championship in ‘95, '96, and '97 when Jordan un-retired)

Similar to the Bulls without Mike, Hit-Boy wasn’t ballin' until he picked up the microphone.

During the 2012 BET Hip Hop Awards, Gunplay’s chain was robbed by 50 Cent and G-Unit. The things that he would have to do in order to get his chain back would hinder his progress as a rapper. You can imagine that those things would be illegal, and would get him in more trouble than he already is in. (Can’t get in more trouble than a possible life sentence though…)

50 Cent wearing Gunplay’s MMG Chain :

Of course, he could also just be talking about his chain is so big it weighs him down.

Ah. The “only wanna kick it” line worked. So Rocky and this chick are cruising back to his place in his Benz.

Ridin' around in a Lambo will certainly increase the amount of bitches you can pull. (Just don’t tell them it’s leased!)

As seen in the following video, petting animals while on any form of MDMA is an enjoyable experience.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHXi8h8H2VA

(woo!)

Even if Gucci was completely broke in every other way, he would still be worth $10 million just from his jewelry.

SO ICY BRRRRRR!

Labrador Retrievers are very obedient dogs. They are often used as guide dogs and hunting dogs due to their intelligence and obedience.

I’m chillin' in the attic. Don’t tell AbominableHoMan…

Are you gonna catch Killa in the streets without camo and a gun?

The Kama Sutra details 64 different positions. Being the gentleman that he is, Wiz will gladly try all of them with his girl to help her find her favorite.