There's no competitors SportsCenter by Lil Wayne

In 2006, Roger Federer had very few true competitors.

Despite this, he cannot match the unstoppable COMPTON SWAG of the Williams sisters:

“After his daughter’s victory over Davenport, Williams jumped over the NBC broadcasting booth, catching Chris Evert by surprise and performing a triumphant dance. Evert said that the broadcasters "thought the roof was coming down”. He displayed his pride in having lived in Compton by shouting ‘Straight out of Compton!’ after the match was over.“
(From Richard Williams wiki article)

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Lookin' for a lady, high and sedated SportsCenter by Lil Wayne

Me too! But much to my dismay, those characteristics are not options under “description” on dating websites :(

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June 9th, 2012

He’s looking for a female, and is currently inebriated

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I got a coke connection, Dipset 2 by Lil Wayne

..And that’s why he uses his women as drug mules.

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Hear me? Loud and clearly SportsCenter by Lil Wayne

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My goodies, my goodies, my goodies
Not my goodies
Goodies by Ciara (Ft. Petey Pablo)

Thesis statement: if you want the pussy, you have to pay the price..

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Or the cookies Goodies by Ciara (Ft. Petey Pablo)

A more specific type of goodies.

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You won't get no nookie Goodies by Ciara (Ft. Petey Pablo)

That sucks, especially for those guys who do it all for the nookie..

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And still I'm sexy, independent Goodies by Ciara (Ft. Petey Pablo)

Ahh yes, Miss Independent. This type of woman is so revered that two artists, Ne-Yo and Kelly Clarkson, have dedicated a song to her!

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I'm no rookie Goodies by Ciara (Ft. Petey Pablo)

Despite only being all of 18 years old, Ciara is already very experienced with men, or at least their tendencies around sexy ladies like herself.

(However, Men’s tendencies are sooooo predictable that this is not even that impressive. Sorry Ciara..)

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And we will bang in here, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Dipset 2 by Lil Wayne

Both discharge his firearms and gang bang, or commit crimes with his Blood brothas.

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