The girls look like this:

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No shit.

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Translation: Join Us!

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He isn’t used to flying first class so he doesn’t know the typical way to act

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He wants his girl to strip down

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He wants the girl with the big tits (possibly the bartender) to get him this:
http://www.hockeybarn.com/images_content/lib/200905/qXZb3j

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He doesn’t want his friends hogging all the booze and weed.

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His girlfriend whispers something dirty and then they have sex.

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He is calling himself fat and lazy with a “potbelly”. He could also be referring to the restaurant “Potbelly’s”.

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