I’m on top of my game right now and it has me feeling unstoppable.
I refer to my competition as “niño pequeños” which means ‘Small boys/children’ in Spanish.
I didn’t pluralize ‘niño’ because it’s also a reference to the character Nino Brown from the movie New Jack City. He was a successful drug kingpin, but by adding the word pequeño, I make his accomplishments seem a small feat compared to mine.
I also hesitated before I said “niño pequeños” as if I was actually talking about someone’s penis size,which is a touchy topic. After comparing my size to King Kong’s,you should feel a bit self-conscious,no lie lol.