Reptiles are cold-blooded, so in captivity they often use heated rocks to help maintain their body temperature.

Another conspiracy, popularized by David Icke, contends that the world is actually controlled by a race of shape-shifting “reptilian” aliens, many of whom are posing as world leaders.

An artist’s conception of a Reptilian (or Dungeons and Dragons fan art–conspiracy theorists tend to use the two interchangeably).

A white supremacist acronym for “Zionist Occupied Government,” associated with the conception that Jews control the world. Applies both to actual governments and persons who are a part of them.

The Disney versions of these characters are even less scary.

Two known associates of Robin Hood’s (which sounds like “robbing hoods,” in the last line). Both are generally considered less intimidating than Robin Hood, on account of their lack of arrow-shooting prowess.

Sometimes, if you tell a lie often enough, you start to think it’s true.

Another type of Ford.

The Ford Motor Company experienced a serious scandal in 2000 when it was determined they had knowingly installed defective Firestone tires on Explorer SUVs and related models, leading to an estimated 250 deaths and over 3000 serious injuries.

This event led to a broad product recall, as well as the end of the corporate relationship between Ford and Firestone.

Very well-educated. Knows better than you.

Where it at.