Ryan Reynolds is a Canadian actor, that bitches love

I can’t imagine why?

He stars in the 2002 film National Lampoon’s Van Wilder

He spits biblical shit, Crap is a synonym for shit and things in the bible are deemed to be holy
Therefore he literally spits holy crap

A reference to the 1948 film The Naked City

Where at the end of the movie the narration concludes with the famous line: “There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.”

It is also a line a lot of rappers seem to enjoy quoting

Stands for Wu-Tang Clan

Pretty Toney one of Ghostface’s alter ego’s

There are four seasons in a year so Ap is saying that he is 26 years old

This is a reference to the Biggie song ‘My Downfall’ from his second album Life After Death

This is a reference to “The Twelve Days of Christmas” an English Christmas carol

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

If his wife was a queen and his son was prince that would make him a king, fitting for the title of the song, “The Throne is Mine”

Duracell is a brand of batteries manufactured by Procter & Gamble.

Assault and battery is the combination of two violent crimes: assault (the threat of violence) and battery (physical violence). This legal distinction exists only in jurisdictions that distinguish assault as threatened violence rather than actual violence.

Joe is playing on the two meanings of ‘battery’