People feel the need to buy the latest anything so they can stay relevant. .
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Like on “boxing day” when people rush in the store to buy what they “need”. They need it so badly that they don’t even care of hurting people that fall down, showing how sick our generation is. .
A sarcastic jab at people who wait outside of stores for new things (ex: midnight game releases). It’s redundant because nothing is that urgent and it’ll always be there. .
Yet another thing that happens to appear on the list of “needs”. .
Get ‘em while they’re hot!
He probably saw an ad for the McRib and left to go get one. .
Any ad that looks even a little appealing ends up on the list of “needs”. So while it’s on his mind, he might as well go get it now. .
The infomercials subtly mock folks and use bull-shit before and after pictures to get people to buy their product
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