30 percent tip for the delivery guy, 40 percent if the food is still hot when you get here

I GIVE BACK TO THE COMMUNITY. Honestly I just like to tip well cuz i used to work for tips.

this line is a reference to the classic jay z line “like i told you sell drugs, nah, hov did that so hopefully you won’t have to go through that”

i never sold drugs (well, not enough to make a living at it) but i did deliver pizza

i used to have a lot of delivery jobs. there are several songs where i talk about that. these days, i don’t have to have a real job and because of my labrat lifestyle, i often have food delivered to me at home or studios. i would rather spend my extra income tipping these people than buying fancy things for myself

people always talk about “balancing their chi”… chi is an old chinese concept that kinda refers to the life force energy within yourself and people always try to keep it “balanced”. in this case, for a cheapskate, his chi is balanced when the money is “front and center”.

already well explained by previous person

we write expense reports and shit

GET IT??? LIKE THE ICE CREAM BARS????

cool multi syllable rhyme that really stretches to make sense but sounds cool. the next line is the explanation, we get paid for dispersing “cold bars” ala these fucking things