And baby girl if you don't like me
It's probably due to the fact that you are a les like NextSelection
The Presentation by Drake

Ryan Leslie, Harvard graduate, R&B singer/songwriter/producer, and all-around stud, runs a sublabel called NextSelection.

Drake is so sure that he can pick up a girl, that anyone who’s not into him is assumed to be a lesbian.

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No time to take her panties off
So move 'em to the side
Quickie (Remix) by Big Sean (Ft. Miguel)

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Look down, I'm packing, fuck a trip Quickie (Remix) by Big Sean (Ft. Miguel)

He’s packing… luggage? Lolz. No, this is yet another penis reference

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And I'mma eat so much chocolate, my blood type's Nutella Bag Jackin Bitches by Drake

When breathalyzed, his BCC (blood chocolate content) comes out at 1

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Spit with a golden ticket, I'm whipping it up in minutes All That by Mac Miller (Ft. Bun B)

This man sez:

“For your information, little girl, whipped cream isn’t whipped cream at all unless it’s been whipped with whips. Everybody knows that.”

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They got the paint and the brush, but not the picture, loc All That by Mac Miller (Ft. Bun B)

Some of these n00bz have the tools (a rhyming dictionary, a thesaurus, maybe a rudimentary understanding of poetry and literature)…

… but not that undefinable quality—the ability to truly rap

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Can we take shots? What's your flavor? Flat drinks we call A cups Lotus Flower Bomb by Wale (Ft. Miguel)

Double entendre! Well done, Wale:
1. Flat sodas are about as satisfying as tiny tittiez
2. Flat is also, in its slang-ish adjective form, used to describe small breasteses

Sucks to suck…

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Things I could do with lotion In The Morning (Remix) by J. Cole (Ft. Drake)

Like… jerk off? Ew, dude, I don’t need to know.

(No, but really, he’s talking about massaging her with lotion.)

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I mean I got this hidden agenda that you provoking In The Morning (Remix) by J. Cole (Ft. Drake)

This is the most obvious penis reference of all time. Provoking sounds like poking sounds like pants tent

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blahh
March 14th, 2012

his hidden agenda is eventually finding the woman of his dreams and settling down with her, and even getting married. He keeps it hidden because he doesnt want to settle down quiet yet at a young age. Thats why its on his agenda “To-Do”

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February 25th, 2012

Drake has a plan on what he wants to do with this girl and she is only supporting his ideas with the way she does things.

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Slick without no lubricant, Smile Back by Mac Miller 1

He makes friction his bitch, embarrassing the Father of Calculus in the process

Is there anything this guy can’t do?

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