So to-niiiight, I'll do it every way
Speakers knocking 'til the morning light..
Party by Beyoncé (Ft. Andre 3000 & Kanye West)

Up, down, left, right—your night is about to closely resemble the Konami Code.

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I'll give it all away
Just don't tell nobody tomorrow..
Party by Beyoncé (Ft. Andre 3000 & Kanye West)

You’re gettin' it in tonight, dawg. Congrats!

Just shut the fuck up afterwards.

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But all they got left is this guy called West Last Call by Kanye West (Ft. Jessica Rivera)

When Kanye came up, pushing a humble persona—at least, humble when compared to bumptious imbeciles like Ja Rule and Nelly—he was essentially the last of a dying breed in commercial hip-hop

Also, West on a compass is on the left side, get it?

Back before he was famous, fans who wanted to hear big acts like A Tribe Called Quest were disappointed when they had to settle for small fish like Kanye at live shows. The only reason he even gets on the stage at all is as a filler because he’s “all they got left”.

Funnily enough, later on in his career this was turned around as A Tribe Called Quest said they would perform their final shows on Kanye’s Yeezus Tour.

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It's funny how wasn't nobody interested Last Call by Kanye West (Ft. Jessica Rivera)

Despite being an incredibly successful producer, Yeezy was still a virtual unknown until…

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They said “you raised that boy too fast," but you was raising a warrior The Joy by Kanye West (Ft. Charlie Wilson, Curtis Mayfield, Jay Z, Kid Cudi & Pete Rock)

Hov thanks his mother for ignoring the haters and making him a real man, rather than a pussy. Aww!

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Empty out your purses on an immature crime spree Dat Ass by Earl Sweatshirt

As exemplified by Oliver Twist, pickpocketing and mugging is a kid’s sport

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If you get what I get, what would you say Look At Me Now by Chris Brown (Ft. Busta Rhymes & Lil Wayne)

If your pansy-ass got poon nearly as frequently as Breezy did—well, at least, pre-beating-up-Rihanna Breezy—would you even be able to handle it? I don’t think so.

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February 12th, 2014

I believe he is referring to money here, not pussy.

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Sicker than the starving Nigerian kids barfing Tron Cat by Tyler The Creator

When you’re literally starving—as in physically malnourished—your vomit isn’t colored in a particularly attractive fashion. Yuck.

Also, Tyler is half-nigerian.

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She's kicking and screaming, begging for me to fucking stop it Epar by Earl Sweatshirt (Ft. Vince Staples)

Rape isn’t funny. Unless you’re Vince Staples.

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While I invest stock in wet rock Epar by Earl Sweatshirt (Ft. Vince Staples)

Wet rock is crack cocaine that hasn’t had the water fully evaporated out; it’s quite a good investment if you’re not afraid of being put away in federal prison.

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