SwizZz is basically a sidekick to everyone else in Funk Volume. He is saying if SwizZz ever had his own concert, no one would be there, just crickets making noises.

On the Jay-Z song Jay-z 99 Problems, Jay-Z says that he “has 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one.” Chino is changing the line by changing the word bitch to verse. Chino is saying that he never has a problem with writing a dope verse.

Donald Trump stars in a U.S TV series known as The Apprentice. “Each show typically ends with Trump eliminating one of the contestants with the words, "You’re fired”.“ (Wikipedia)

An apprentice is a person who works for another in order to learn a trade.

One day Chino XL will kill your children. He may also be trying to say he’s so good at rapping he could murder every rapper in your group one by one.

You write with the led or the ‘point’ of a pencil. If you write too hard, you could break break the ‘point’ of the pencil, therefore making the point missing. When someone says you don’t get the point, it means you don’t get what someones trying to say.

Typically, items cost more as quality gets better. Your CD’s are shit, so they sell for 99 cents, while just plain ones which you could burn stuff on cost 1 dollar and 50 cents. which is about 1.5x your price. If you just left your CD blank, you would gain more money, because it would sell for more.

This line is a reference to the first track on the Wu-Tang Clan’s debut album, Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)