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“It ain’t where you’re from, it’s where you’re at”
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Weibull distribution
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That's right — if your app needs 80 dynos with an intelligent router, it needs 4,000 with a random router.
Heroku's Ugly Secret by James Somers (Ft. Andrew Warner, ATodd, Chrissy & LEMON)
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“So what so what so what’s the scenario?”
Heroku's Ugly Secret by James Somers (Ft. Andrew Warner, ATodd, Chrissy & LEMON)
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Those machines at the Whole Foods checkout line
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Concurrency can be significantly less than the number of dynos
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