We spend our life in the rain
Every day feels the same
Daydreamer by Flux Pavilion (Ft. Example)

Example and Flux are both from the UK — rainy ass place!

You can get a tan from standing in the English rain however…

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Http://images.rapgenius.com/d0691f4a69746759db67f3c592d0664b.1000x837x1.jpg Discography by Bottled Water Genius

Many suspect that Volvic is simply watered-down Evian to make it taste less cummy..

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Http://images.rapgenius.com/8c128e5d2d139520561cfc2d9f175d9e.300x236x1.jpg Discography by Bottled Water Genius

pH = 7.8

Fiji water leaves an enormous carbon footprint if you drink it then shame on you!!

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Http://images.rapgenius.com/83a01a5193b5bf0e38e5eed15f30bcc5.495x525x1.png Discography by Bottled Water Genius

Sourced from Vichy; the finest water on the mufuckin planet

You don’t find it in the U.S. because we stopped importing Vichy water after World War II, because Vichy was on the side of the Nazis (Nazi bastards had the bomb-ass water on lock which explains how they almost won the war..)

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Http://images.rapgenius.com/fb3870b6244b646daac1239a8f23319b.625x414x1.jpg Discography by Bottled Water Genius

pH = 7.4

Rap Genius co-founder Maboo famously wins the Google search for Evian Don

Evian is from the Alps

Tastes like cum-water.. but the taste is why it is so good for your skin

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ScopeY's photo

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April 18th, 2014

Read Evian backwards and see what you get. BAM!

April 18th, 2014

Read ScopeY backwards and… BAM!

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At Harvard about Nas Interview with Steve Stoute by Rap Genius (Ft. Steve Stoute)

Nas gets lots of shine over at Harvard — there’s even a Nasir Jones Hip-hop Fellowship

Someday, Nas will realize that Harvard is craptastic and Yale is where it is at, and he will move his fellowship to New Haven and the world will be a much better place

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1) using CAPITAL LETTERS to make words look "louder",2) using *asterisks* to put sparklers around emphasized words, and 3) s p a c i n g words o u t, possibly accompanied by 1) or 2). How Capital Letters Became Internet Code for Yelling by Alice Robb

BIGGEST CATEGORY DAVE IS MISSING:

Overuse…of ellipsis…. to make yourself seem…. you know…. detached/apathetic……..

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Dave Decot How Capital Letters Became Internet Code for Yelling by Alice Robb

An attorney and programmer living in Santa Clara (attorney/programmer combo wow!)

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Ben Zimmer How Capital Letters Became Internet Code for Yelling by Alice Robb

Language columnist for the Wall Street Journal!

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It was an honest mistake. TwitterGate Apology by US Airways

This is their reason for not firing the employee — if you don’t know how to use fuckin TWITTER, and you are using TWITTER for the airline… who cares if it is a mistake?!

What if you “mistakenly” smoke crack on the job?!

However, personally I am happy the employee didn’t get fired because I think he was either deliberately or unconsciously getting back at the airline industry for arresting this poor little Dutch girl (although that was American not US Airways)

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