“Iffin” is used here as “I go nuts in instances where I don’t have weed to smoke”

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Intox O'Cated

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Bam! Status: ass-fucking ho

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I mean, is she, isn’t she…?

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Cocaine

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Perhaps she’s the kind of girl who likes that sort of thing…

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Cuz!

When listening to this song for the first time, you are 95% predetermined that the line will finish “Fucked me, mane, and she sucking on my cock”; that’s what would make sense in the context, right?

But, lo, you forgot about the cuz! He’s been in the action all along..

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The Golden Rule: if you have smoked a man’s marijuana, and drank of his alcohol, then you MUST make love to him…after all, weed and alcohol don’t grow on trees

My 11th-grade version of this was: “if I take a girl to Cheesecake Factory, I’m definitely allowed to at least finger her”

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“Hello young lady, my name’s Crunchy…”

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I know that technically it’s grammatically incorrect, but think about it

It ought to be correct! (they have this construction in French!)

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