The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill was Lauryn Hill’s wildly popular solo debut. The biggest hit “Doo Wop” was girl-power anthem, imploring women to stop living in thrall to players, gangsters and other modern rakes. Kiss is clearly making fun of Hill’s positive message, saying that he bullshits women into sleeping with him

The first line is a reference to the Lauryn Hill lyric from “Lost Ones” “You might win some, but you just lost one”

“And to my hit ho’s, my murder mamis/I be smoking trees in Belize when they find me” (from “Young G’s”)

This model was high maintenance; “check it out girl, I’m losing patience with you. If you’re not going to sleep with me, then why are you talking with me? And regardless you shouldn’t be talking shit about my friends”

Fancy doors, she’d never seen that shit before.

“Act like you’re not down to fuck, I’ll smoke some weed and go for a ride in my Porsche, which has the engine in the back and trunk in the front”

His watch is so shiny with diamonds it sort of reflects light (only sort of; it can’t be completely free of distortion)

Beretta is a handgun, Mag is short for Magnum, a larger handgun

His estate is huge; it takes so long to get to the road that he missed an appointment with his probation officer

White thing is a car. Apparently Jada has a white Bentley

Marvin is Marvin Gaye

K+I+S+S=Kiss (short for Jadakiss)