This is his skin

He was the best rapper in his grade

Calendars get flipped each month. Flipping refers to selling drugs, but Webby doesn’t do any of that. He likely means here that he is “cooking dope raps” and they’re so hot that they are at a level that can burn you.

He’s never met someone who possesses more talent the he does. But if he ever did they’d never beat him, and the odds of that are like the odds of him doing good on a math test. Which considering his ADD, aren’t too great.

This will be you if you don’t respect the Teenage Mutant Ninja Rapper.

Don’t be a pussy when he consults you

Barry Bonds was a baseball player. Dizzy’s gonna ball

“If there’s grass on the field, play ball” He says, you dont get laid. Your bitch is too young

he gets high too but he needs a cheap bag