If rappers were teachers, what would they teach.

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Inspired by the “If rap were a high school” thread.

In my opinion, it would be like:

KRS-ONE- History Teacher
Mos Def- Mathematics Teacher
Canibus- Creative Wiriting Teacher
LL Cool J- Gym Teacher
and not a teacher but Rakim- Principal

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Lupe- Art

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Aesop Rock — English

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Redman would be that really bad health teacher that gives weed to students

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^ Redman would be the janitor that smokes with students. I have one of them at my school.

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Canibus- Philosophy (Metaphysics)

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I definitely agree with KRS being a history teacher, and it would be cool if Talib Kweli would join the history department too. I could also see Slug or Sage Francis being great English teachers.

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Lil B — Art Teacher

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Young Buck — Janitor

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R.Kelly-Gym Teacher. Because he’s a pedophile

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2Pac- Drama Teacher

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Kool Keith — Senior Astrology Teacher

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Drake — School Nurse

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Eminem — Sex ed

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^Del the funkee homosapien is the astrology teacher

Strong Body — Dr. Dre

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