Inspired by the “If rap were a high school” thread.

In my opinion, it would be like:

KRS-ONE- History Teacher
Mos Def- Mathematics Teacher
Canibus- Creative Wiriting Teacher
LL Cool J- Gym Teacher
and not a teacher but Rakim- Principal

Lupe- Art

Aesop Rock — English

Redman would be that really bad health teacher that gives weed to students

^ Redman would be the janitor that smokes with students. I have one of them at my school.

Canibus- Philosophy (Metaphysics)

I definitely agree with KRS being a history teacher, and it would be cool if Talib Kweli would join the history department too. I could also see Slug or Sage Francis being great English teachers.

Lil B — Art Teacher

Young Buck — Janitor

R.Kelly-Gym Teacher. Because he’s a pedophile

2Pac- Drama Teacher

Kool Keith — Senior Astrology Teacher

Drake — School Nurse

Eminem — Sex ed

^Del the funkee homosapien is the astrology teacher

Strong Body — Dr. Dre

^ Del the Funky Homosapien is a health(hygiene) teacher.

Cheif Keef would be the janitor.

Kanye West Home Ec.

Dr. Dre would be the princibal

and Kendrick Lamar English Teacher

Future — Teacher in every class. At the same damn time.

they would all teach STREET KNOWLEDGE

Action Bronson would be the culinary teacher

Snoop Dogg/Lion — Philosophy

Rick Ross — Lunch Lady

No, Lil B would be the Cooking teacher. 

Joell Ortiz would be the Spanish teacher.

Lupe Fiasco would be the Government teacher.

Frank Ocean would be the Marine Biology teacher lmao.

If 4x-2 = 2x+5..

what’s the value of x motherf*cker!?

Soulja Boy would be a TA who gives everybody D’s.

Jay-Z would teach business class

TUNES…teach em' “How To SKORg (score) & When (win)”.

Lil Wayne should be the gym teacher and specialise in skateboarding

BEST SKATER ALIVE

XV-art (all them comic books lol)
Gucci mane- culinary arts(hes the top chef!)
wiz khalifa-agricultural science(no need to explain)
j.cole-principal(hes the only rapper who has a degree that i know of)
waka flocka flame-geometry(he said he would like to of majored in it, to bad you cant)

J. Cole is — IS NOT the only rapper to have gotten a degree. gtfo with that shit. Ease off his dick.

^ True, Plies has a degree, PLIES

lol easy there boy! I did say “that i know of” just so i wouldnt see that crap^ ease off my dick

lol i forgot plies went to college, but did he stay to finish his degree?

big sean — female anatomy 101

^Could just imagine that now.

Big Sean — “kids, could you tell me where the female ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS is located on the female body?”

and then he would lose his job for having terrets^

Too Short would be that teacher that be fucking the teachers and the students

Bizarre would be the cafeteria man with that Five Guys dude

Cee-Lo/Andre 3000/Dj Quik would be the music/choir/band teachers

50 Cent would be the ROTC leader and show fools how to survive in combat and how to deal with bullet wounds

Ja Rule would be the Theatre Arts teacher(get it? and not for “Fast and Furious” or “The Cookout”)

Ice Cube would be that old teacher that want to overthrow the Superintendent

Three 6 Mafia would be those teachers that stay looking clean the 4 or 5 days a month they do show up

and the athletics coaches would be like:

Ron Artest
Lou Williams
Stephen Jackson
Chris Webber
Jason Kidd
Deion Sanders
Shaq
85 Bears
the Bengals who invented the “Who Dey” chant

Hopsin would be the acting teacher seeing as he’s done wonders for his career acting like Slim Shady…

@yungspot.

No…No……….No.

You actually mean to tell me J. Cole is the ONLY rapper you thought had a degree.
The fact that he’s the only rapper you that you know of that has one is laughable enough tho, which leads me to assume you read that niggas memoir or something.

yeah hes the only one ive heard of having one cause i got other things to do than read biographies on rappers, but i got you lets try to take the hostility down a notch though your kinda bein a dick

Your surprised I’m being a dick?

Flava Flav would have to be music teacher, the guy plays like 15 instruments or something

You’re*

Don’t be a dick unless your writing is correct. You dick.

Foxy Brown — math teacher

I’ll be honest with you guys, I’m probably gonna be posting this gif everywhere for a while.

^
Oh so you mister grammar man now huh?

Since you got Editor status in shit you think your grammatically superior than me? You think your better than me whoadie?

Haha, I’m grammatically superior to you regardless of my Editorship.

Immortal Technique would teach the Government/Economics class

Rick Ross-Police Liason

Bizzy Bone would teach Choir
RZA and GZA would teach Science and run the Chess Club