Obsolete technology rap

These fiends blowing up my pager
Incoming call, 8-track hit the fader
Pick up the Zack Morris cell phone
[Motorola ringtone] Motorola ringtone
Who it be on the caller ID? Oh, it’s your bitch
She say she want my Zip drive, you a floppy disk
Breaking up with you cause you got a floppy dick
1.44 megabytes, looking hella pixelated
My rhymes so hot, keep the party percolated
[Fax machine sound] Hold up I’m getting a fax
It’s my CPA, he say I’m making stacks
Spit dope lines while the dj spin the wax
Reel-to-reel tape deck blasting CCR
Pornos with your girl on my VCR
She oughta go pro, make a laserdisc
Hit it deep, she say I got a laser dick
We on the CRT looking so explicit
What we doing, it oughta be illicit
Got the warm sound from the vacuum tubes
For the moans from when she lick my pubes
Fuck your ones and zeros, I’m analog for life
The score one to zero, you got a dog for a wife


Feel free to add your own lines

Other obsolete technology worth mentioning:

telex
black and white TV

I’m trying to avoid computer stuff. That may warrant its own song.

May 9th, 2013

May 9th, 2013

Reel-to-reel tape deck blasting CCR
Pornos with your girl on my VCR
She oughta go pro, make a laserdisc
Hit it deep, she say I got a laser dick

GoPro is pretty modern though…

May 9th, 2013

(in all seriousness, 10/10 concept track right here)

May 9th, 2013