SWAG?

For your entire life people said you were nothing but a bore.
Then you decided to dress like this, an attention whore.

white bitches, no body. no ass
She isn’t a hawt, I’ll pass.

mirin monosyllabic rhyme schemes?

Just a girl, With her hair all fucked up,
I guess she’s tired, of bitches being stuck up,
So she stands out, just to sit in,
She ain’t making a statement, she’s just trippin.

Yeah, I like white girls,
But this bitch too much
She got roots that match the boots
and eyeliner to match the crutch
Girl you can’t hide, we know you got

Daddy issues…

Looking all cute and shit, tellin' me to quiet down
She looks like the cutest emo chick in town
Staring straight at me with her demonic eyes
She seems like the type to be sardonic and wise

She looks to the clouds to seek the answer,
No question, only a hopeless empty stanza,
Thoughts exploding, darkness growing, facades of gods and demons too,
She hides the lies behind her eyes so painted up with shades of blue,
All she is, all around her, all encompassed by the mind,
All contained within just another face standing in line,
Such mystery, a distant gleam that perplexes as it shines,
A wonder only visible to the eyes of the blind.

This chick is all over the place, her shit is abstract
In fact, her colors are vividly in tact
Her presence is aesthetic, but her body is ubiquitous
Hair is all the same, the whole theme is duplicitous

Throw a new picture up

She a fine mammajamma, possessing old world beauty
Add a antique crown, she’ll look like Nefertiti
Her eyes, they’re real scandalous, they’ll just
Knock a man to his knees, and have him driven mad with his lust.

Words can’t even describe how beautiful you are
So I’m going to let the beat play instead of spit bars

(Seriously, whoever that is she deserves magazine covers and awards!)

Maybe it’s just my opinion, but
Both these bitches look like shit
Taking pictures of your face all the time…
GTFO, or tits

It’s dim where she’s at
Cutely grim where’s she’s at
The whim of her makes my face go splat
As it melts to the ground
Her lips need a pounding

there are no bars that can explain that!!!

Thank you, finally,
More tits, less face
A few finer specimens
Of the human race
Now do me favor,
And remove those hands
And show the world
Those perky cans

Not that I don’t like women, but can we get a new topic?

Interesting word choices, I bet they don’t even know the definitions
Taking pictures in the bathroom, like its purely their intentions
Is it irony or stupidity? I’d go with the latter
Their porn careers will be over, when they each get fatter

Definitely not happy with this one

Sittin here, seeing if I care enough to jack it,
To this trendy-ass, three-tone haired emo faggot,
for real, it’s getting hard, but not how you might imagine
because my palms are mad sweaty, and my wood is slightly sagging
and I’m vexed, trying to figure, why is it that my trigger,
ain’t busting off like shells from an itchy finger,
but then it strikes me hard like I just used the word nigger,
in the ghetto, thats the devil of making too much of my meddle
like V-Nasty getting slapped up, it hit harder than a mack truck,
that the reason I’m all backed up, is the fact that that slut,
and I’m not gonna front, looks like she might be wont,
to ignore a hard cock in favor of a tight cunt,
this may be ya flavor, but I can’t quite cum
to the like of a dike who rides motorbikes, son

What do we have here? Three sluts with six tits
They decided the bathroom was the best place to take their Facebook pics
Destroy, accomplish and disgust,
Can’t even read so they’re in it for the lust
Each one dumber than the next,
Hair so fake it don’t even make me think about sex
These idiots trying to be ironic?
Or are they just drinking too much gin and tonic?
If they’re looking for their personalities, they found it
Right behind them, where other people go to take a shit
Ladies, please get your act right
Otherwise, five years from now you’ll still be fake and pale white

More garbage

damn 6x, you must be a buzzkill at parties

Hahahaha, nah, just going along with the flow. I would up thrust any one of them girls.

O god scene queens
Bitches are More fucked up than Charlie sheen
Can anyone see behind the layers of cake?
It’s more of an act than a hard song by drake
These bitches are flatter than a ironing board
Ron Jeremy wouldn’t touch them with his sword
Who takes pics with a toilet in the background?
Someone take these hoes back to the pound.

three chickens in the back wander near a coffee mug
Dude behind the camera, he be feelin' awfully smug
taking a colorless photo of some colored kids
laughing at the fact they don’t know where their mother is
munching food as they watch feelin' fuller by the minute
they only have a little water but hes pissin' in it
but if i was there i wouldnt treat him like a dick
id just straight go up to him and beat him with a brick

the fuck nigga ^^?

^^ A guy with an Eminem picture just posted a picture of a black dick, hence the comment.

That shit’s deleted, thank satan- er I mean god.

Who is that hazel-eyed girl, with the light caramel skin complexion up above? She is so fineeee

For some reason, I’m more found of that first emo chick.

(the nintendo character one)

A Link to the past, when I see Bowser’s fat ass
Reminds me of 3rd grade, when I used to skip class
To play Super Smash Bros. I always picked Kirby,
So that explains why I like my girls pink and curvy

^ This one is like some legendary soldier that died theme.

That picture you have there seems quite odd
Looks like an ad for the upcoming COD.

That skull is what your face is bout to be
Cuz your flesh is gonna get eaten by me
Your my feast, so lay on the table while I call a priest
To preach at your funeral while your body is getting stolen
By some niggas that like bowling.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH PUNCHLINEZ FER DAYS

i take a hit and hold it in until the feeling overpowers me,
Exhale … revealing the whole galaxy,
nebulas and pinwheels, my milky way,
but it’s never been real and it never will stay,
so i anticipate
twisting the next spliff like a twist of fate,
cuz all my weed dreams ever do is dissipate

“Medusa, how did I lose ya?
Thought you were a A rumor that gave me a tumor,
You were a snake, for the time, I’ll wait real gruesome,
Take on the buddha as I exadurate,
Cause you got me stoned, leave me alone,
All your bickering’s gonna leave me up in Rome,
By myself, no hands for the help,
I’m stuck in the desert, and I’m about to melt,
Used to be fun, now I just run,
From your presence, your shadow ways a ton,
I put your eyes to a rest, because whenever I get stoned with you, I feel depressed,
Wonder why you got dressed, and you just stated that, it was for my death…”

The breasts look disfigured.

No one wants to see that. ^

did i take too far?

LMAO i think so.

Are you my Eve or the devil tugging at my sleeve?
Either way you’ll end up being my downfall
Much as I wanna believe that you ain’t here to deceive,
Something so striking usually leads to a foul ball
Maybe I’ll speed through these doubts, take a leap of faith
In hopes that you and me might just make it to home plate
Your love for me could gleam like a Versace watch face
I’ll make believe, that just maybe, you’re not really a snake.

“This is where I go to pray,
Where the bad thoughts go away,
Hide from all things we can see,
Here it stands; my dreaming tree,

This is where my mind resides,
To let the deadly tide subside,
A humble place, so fine to stay,
A cloud in clouds; a hideaway,

This is where I learn myself,
What I’ve seen and what I’ve felt,
All I know and all I am,
The strength of life; the sin of man.

This is where I see my end,
Bones begin to creak and bend,
Darkness lingers deviously,
Let it fall; my dreaming tree."

Wow… It’s been a long time since I’ve written a straight poem. Word.