Nasty Secrets

Here is a thread for you to show off some nasty secrets that you’ve kept over the years.

  1. I don’t know how to properly use toilet paper, I always use the shower, and even when I do use toilet paper I have to make a paper glove, even then I don’t feel cleansed.

  2. I masturbate in the closet

  3. I liked Demi Lovato when I was a kid

  4. I masturbated my first time to a YuGioh Card.

July 3rd, 2013
RyKo's photo

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Well this was a lot more awkward than I expected.

July 3rd, 2013
LewAshby's photo

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Jesus

July 3rd, 2013
Stelio's photo

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I took a shit in my grandmas backyard.

July 3rd, 2013
BlackPhan's photo

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LMFAO you jerked to a Yu-Gi-Oh card. Hormones are insane.

July 3rd, 2013
sexy-mofo's photo

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Starting last night I was gonna try to do that “sexual transmutation” shit, but I already jacked off twice.

July 3rd, 2013

sexy-mofo, where have you been? This is IceKrunk

July 3rd, 2013
sexy-mofo's photo

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pornhub

July 3rd, 2013
sexy-mofo's photo

4,902

There goes nasty secret number two…

July 3rd, 2013
MYH's photo

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sexy-mofo, where have you been?

pornhub

July 3rd, 2013
BlackPhan's photo

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hahaha

July 3rd, 2013

@BlackPhan , comment of the year right here !

July 3rd, 2013
Socrates's photo

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I happily have the illusion that shemales are women with dicks and thus fapping to them is not gay. I dont like men. I dont like dicks, but that combination is

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

July 3rd, 2013
white_boy's photo

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mfw I read confessions 2 and 4

When I shit at home I take my shirt off, because I’m worried some how the back of my shirt will slip under my ass and I’ll shit into my shirt. When I shit in public I don’t take my shirt off, but I yank the shirt up to my arm pits

July 3rd, 2013
Socrates's photo

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Nigga I just get naked when I take a dump. In public ill take everything off above the waist.

July 3rd, 2013