Rozay 2012

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Breaking news! It seems that Rick Ross, better known as Teflon Don or Ricky Rozay has entered the 2012 Presidential Election, and every election thereafter.

Thanks to this, all of the other candidates might as well drop out.

After all, who can hold a calorie to The Boss?

Fuck journalistic integrity! Rozay 2012! He’s rich forever!

January 22nd, 2012
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word up sun

January 22nd, 2012
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This just in! Lil' B, whose legal name is The Based God, is Rozay’s running mate for his inevitable win.

January 22nd, 2012
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lol

January 22nd, 2012
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Fuck tha GOP, they the OGP

January 22nd, 2012

Got that bitch a ROSS, BITCHES LOVES A ROSS

January 22nd, 2012
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Fat motherfucker, now look who’s in trouble

January 22nd, 2012
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January 22nd, 2012
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January 22nd, 2012

If elected, Rick would be our first president to have been employed by the DEA.

January 22nd, 2012

shit fuck this motherfucker if he runs for this bullshit i swear to fucknig god i will piss kill shoot with my COLT .45 this son of a bitch god damn it why do you think this is funny you son of a bitch rick ross is utter garbarge fat ass jelly rolling donut suck my balls bitch dick fake criminal one line readying wheelchair rolling son of a bitch…

is what a hater would say.

But to me Rick Ross is already president in my mind.
Remember

ITS ONLY ONE ROZAY!!

February 11th, 2012
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I only ask that you not bite my signature line…‘cuz… you know.

February 11th, 2012
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WHEN I SAW A MILLION!!…

it fucked up my life

March 30th, 2012
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March 31st, 2012

this shit juct too kull…

October 24th, 2012