Me singing Sanctified by Rick Ross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLn1r1Ig0TI Messed up some words @RickRoss
Your favourite mixtapes!
I need some new good mixtapes to download, and I thought it would be fun to share some of the mixtapes...
OT: New Maximus Thor
THE LIL WAYNE EFFECT
-Chance The Rapper -Kendrick Lamar -Childish Gambino It would be impossible not to be aware of the in...
Shuffle Your Musical Player
The first song that pops up, post a gif of your reaction to it. Mine: http://youtu.be/gvF03ISh3W8
Question About Mixtapes
Can you use rappers beats? I mean it would be copyright but If they wont reply to a message you sent t...
Dr. Dre - Forgot About Dre
Did some another famous rapper sampled this? I think i’ve heard this beat somewhere and i dont know wh...
Please be involved with my online questionnaire, I am research online identity and Hip Hop. YOUR OPINION MATTERS!
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How do you think rap would look in 15/20 years?
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Future - Honest tracklist
Look Ahead T-Shirt Move That Dope f. Pusha T, Pharrell Williams & Casino My Momma f. Wiz Khalifa Hones...
Artists you feel like you're one of the only fans
Dope D.O.D No one seems to care about them lol. I can totally see why they’re not popular, but I fe...
One more album?
If the rap gods (no pun intended) granted you one wish, which rap group or artist (dead or alive) woul...
Top 10 Best Animals of Inside The Entire World!!
10 — Beluga Whale
This cac whale is literally always happy [insert kuch blunts.jpg]. Imagine its Christmas of ‘96 and you just got 10 shit presents in a row..socks..tamagotchi..fking jenga..shit like that. Uncle Benny slides a box across the floor to you..caught you a bit off guard. Open it up..no one else is really paying attention. Then you see it…the capital N. You got a N64…and goldeneye. Thats how the beluga whale feels all the time. The mother-beeping Michelin Man of the sea.
9 — Anteater
Imagine a world where you could eat all you could possibly want all day every day for free. Well that dream can become a reality. Just transform into an anteater! They eat fucking ants. There are 10 billion billion (that’s not a typo) ants on the planet. Even a fat-ass anteater can’t eat that many. And it’s not like you’ll get bored of them either, because that’s your shit! You’re named “Anteater” for fuck’s sake. Ladies also love your super long tongue. ;) ;)
8 — Rhino
Rhinos get a bad rep..so I posted a pic of one in a field of flowers. They have feelings too. Ok Rhinos looks like fking ROCKS first off..like some geodude shit..they have like fking armor on…they are like tanks..and they gallup and shit and will absolutely destroy your life. Rhinos dgaf like forreal.
7 — Eagle
What an amazing animal. What else screams America like the bald eagle? This animal could eat a baby if it wanted to..a human baby. There are words that that picture describes that I can’t even think of right now. The bald eagle is truly an animal of great respect and will be remembered for a long time.
6 — Eel
Ah, nature’s underwater penises! They are cool by me because all day they just flop around underwater being flaccid and shit. And some of them are electric?!? Like can you imagine that first eel that was electric. He was certainly abandoned at birth by his normal eel parents because he was such a freak. He was made fun of at school because he was different. Little did they know that he would grow up to be able to fucking electrocute shit. Now who’s the freak? IT’S TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE NOW. YOU ARE ALL MY BITCHES NOW!
5 — Seahorse
What an underrated animal. King of the sea. Sea horses move fast af and look cool as hell all of the time. There are even medicinal seahorses like wtf this is crazy. But, there is a threat of their extinction for plz be careful. Also, when sea horses have baby they just fkin shoot out like all over the place youtube that shit.
4 — Armadillo
Nature’s most underrated badass. Don’t mess with one because these bastards are built for war. They have an armored shell around them so predators can’t fuck with them. And even if they try, they can just curl up into a ball and roll down a hill or something. And oh yeah, they can pass leprosy to humans. Yes, that leprosy. They may look innocent but they will LITERALLY make your limbs fall off.
3 — Toucan
Just look at that fuckin thing. It doesn’t even look real.. god dammit. Tell me this isnt a perfect representer for fruit loops. They just eat fruits all day and live in holes they dig in trees..DOPE!
2 — New Monkey
It may be the newest monkey, but it has quickly made a name for itself as the best monkey. It has a face that expresses such deep emotion that sad ones have been known to drive people into deep depression. Luckily most of them are happy because they are the bawses of the monkey world. They spend their days eating bananas and shit and mackin on new monkey bitches. Nobody knows what they do at night because scientists respect them too damn much to be bustin into their homes while they’re trying to get laid or something. Because has been scientifically proven that they get laid more than any other animal in the universe. They are also cuddly.
1 — Stick Bug
Since the dawn of time man has been very fond of wood. Wood for fire. Wood for shelter. Wood for your wife (lol). But then one day wood grew legs and started fucking walking. Can you imagine the first caveman who went out to get some wood to keep his family alive, and the wood just walks away like “nah bruh I ain’t gettin burnt today.” They still exist today, and in much greater numbers. Walk into the forest and take a look up at the trees. 85% of those branches are actually stick bugs. Marinate on that for a minute. Yeah. Don’t ever fucking underestimate these bad boys again or you’re dead, kiddo.
you forgot the Axolotl….list invalid
You are obvious stick bug Stan, get out, stick bug obs get crush by rhino. & how u leave out lion damn he king of da jungle.
Listen…we put a shit ton of thought into this list..we didnt just jumble a bunch of random thoughts. So before you suggest a simpleton animal such as the mfking LION…plz believe we talked about it thoroughly..ty for understanding
um think abt it
lion: has classic like simba, lion king, hunter
Stick bug? renegaded by fly
The rare Lil Kim from NY
Honorable Mention: The Ocelot…they’re like a cuter version of a Jaguar
LMAO @ lion. Get out of here with that shit, son. OH LOOK AT ME IM A FUCKIN LION IM KING OF THE JUNGLE DOMINATION HAHA I EAT MY CHILDREN
AHHHH SEMEN YEAHHHHHHH
Overrated as shit tbh
fact: lion ethered stick bug hardcore in lion king
No homo,but Wendy Williams is hot for a man.
usher — confessions
first and last.
In case that’s too small to read:http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp
And no shoutout to MOTHAFUCKIN GIRAFFES???
For those of you whining about us forgetting whatever shit animal you think we forgot. We didn’t forget it, it just didn’t make the fucking cut. It’s insulting to think that we didn’t deliberate over this for a long-ass time. Here is the list of cool animals that we thought of before even starting to narrow it down.
So stop hatin