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Dear @SDVG , I messaged you but you still ain’t callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my rapgenius username at the bottom
I sent two PMs back in autumn, you must not-a got em
There probably was a problem with the servers or something
Sometimes I type usernames too sloppy when I type them
but anyways; fuck it, what’s been up? Man how’s life been?
I’m starting to write too, I’m bout to be a rapper
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her sdvg
I read about your Wayne stanning too I’m sorry
I had a friend kill himself over how obsessed he had gotten
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I’m your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with @HadiHype
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did on your callout thread too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is kazann

Dear @SDVG , you still ain’t pm’d or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain’t mad — I just think it’s FUCKED UP you don’t answer fans
If you didn’t wanna talk to me outside your studio
you didn’t have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That’s my little brother man, he’s only three and a half years old
We waited in the blistering cold
four hours and you just said, “lol no."
That’s pretty shitty man — you’re like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he loves you more than I do
I ain’t that mad though, I just don’t like being lied to
Remember when we met in melbourne — you said if I’d emailed you
you would write back — see I’m just like you in a way
I never understood what good rap was neither;
I always use to play pokemon with my sister I always beat her
I can relate to what you’re saying in your threads
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and read’em all
cause I don’t really got shit else so that shit helps when I’m depressed
I even got a tattoo of your face across my chest
Sometimes I even try to listen to drake myself to see if I can succeed
It’s like overload, his emotions are too much for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend is jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don’t love you like I know you @SDVG , no one does
She don’t know what it was like for rappers like us growin up
You gotta pm me man, I’ll be the biggest boyfriend you’ll ever lose
Sincerely yours, kazann
 P.S.
Can you send some nudes too

Dear Mister-I’m-Too-Good-To-Pm-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this’ll be the last pm I ever send your ass
It’s been six months and still no word — I don’t deserve it?
I know you got my last two pms;
I wrote @SDVG on ‘em perfect
So this is my txt I’m sending you, I’m writing this on my iPhone
I’m in the car right now, I’m doing tree fiddy on the highway
Hey @SDVG , I listened to drakes whole discography and I’m in a wreck, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, “in the air of the night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn’t, then Phil saw it all, then at the show he found him
That’s kinda how this is, you coulda saved me from from drowning
Now it’s too late — I’m on a 176 iq points, I’m drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy pm or a call
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall
I love you @SDVG, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can’t rap and you think about it
And when you think you can I hope you choke and you SCREAM about it
I hope the Wayne disses you and you can’t BREATHE without me
See @SDVG ; screaming
Shut up bitch! I’m trying to talk!
Hey @SDVG , that’s drake screamin in the trunk
but I didn’t slit his throat, I just tied him up
cause if he suffocates he’ll suffer more, and then he’ll die too
Well, gotta go, I’m almost at the studio now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to pm this shit out?

Not srs

November 15th, 2013
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why u tryna talk to my girl bruh bruh i got goons out here that will remove u in a heartbeat bru

November 15th, 2013

If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her sdvg

November 15th, 2013
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November 15th, 2013
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We waited in the blistering cold
Four hours and you just said, “lol no."

November 15th, 2013
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Dear Mister-I’m-Too-Good-To-Pm-Or-Write-My-Fans,


November 15th, 2013

November 15th, 2013
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Dear @kazann , I meant to pm you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, i dont give a fuck
Look, I’m really creeped out you would call your daughter that
And here’s an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on a RapGenius cap
I know I didn’t see you at the show, I tried to avoid you
I definitely did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what’s this shit you said about you not liking I Am not a Human Being 2?
I say that shit just backpacking dog, come on, how elitist are you?
You got some issues @kazaan, I think you need some counseling
Just bump Nicki Minaj Pink Friday when you get down some
And what’s this shit about us meant to be together
That type of shit’ll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your Nas blowup doll need eachother
Or maybe nas just needs to rap better
I hope you get to read this pm, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt Drake, I think that you’ll be doing just fine
If you relax a little, I’m glad I inspire you, but @kazann
y u so mad?
Try to understand, that I do not want you as a stan
But I dont want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was listening to Drake and drove his car over a bridge
And had Drake in the trunk, and he was pregnant with his kid
And in the car they found an iMessage draft on his phone, but they didn’t say who it was to
Come to think about it, his name was, it was you, damn

November 15th, 2013
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fucking LOL 10/10 reply.


November 15th, 2013
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I even got the underground shit that you did with @HadiHype

Hadi and I actually do rap together and we make underground songs at the moment. Are you sure this letter isn’t secretly to me?

November 15th, 2013

November 15th, 2013
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SDVG’s gone cold I wonder why?
You got out of bed at all?
Just to spam us with this info.
Did you really have to type that all?
Even if you got a PM, it would all be grey.
With a picture of a wall.
Just to say “You tryhard so bad.
Oh, so saaaad.”

November 15th, 2013
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November 15th, 2013

mfw SDVG making threads with alt accounts


mfw irrelevant RG users makin SDVG the most relevant RG user.

either way…


November 15th, 2013
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And had Drake in the trunk, and he was pregnant with his kid

congratz @kazann

November 15th, 2013