Lets get an epic thread going here.

One of my favorites in all of rap, from Rhinestone Cowboy
“got more soul than a sock with a hole”

and from “Kon Karne”
“Wider than the nile
Old power like the great pyramids of Giza
And stay leanin like the tower of Pisa”

Classic line
“Tripping off then beat kinda, Dripping off the meat grinder…”

From “Accordion”:

Got more lyrics than the church got “Ooh Lord"s
And he hold the mic at your attention like two swords
Or even one with two blades on it
Hey you! Don’t touch the mic like it’s AIDS on it

“Get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos, or Fritos.”– Accordion
“Sayin' you sorry. That’s what they all say. You wasn’t sorry when you sucked him off in the hallway.”– Fancy Clown
“It’s like makin' a soldier drop his weapon, shootin' him, and tellin' him to get to steppin'.”– Strange Ways
“Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man’s name.”

That heat shop like jiffy-pop(pop)
In a instant
Get smoked like Winston
Cigarettes
Ho’s get ripped off like Nicorette
(patch)
In real life
The real trife scene
Might snatch ya life like assault machine
Rifle

man DOOM got so many lines that come to my mind

plot shows like robberies,
In and out, 1,2,3,
nobodys pleased
run the cash and you won’t get
a wet
sweatshirt
the mic is a shottie,
nobody moves,
nobody gets hurt

I wonder if SDVG will see this.

Its the beat, he hear in his sleep sometimes
Blare it in ya jeep so your peoples can stare at the rhymes

“When he sees the mask and the microphone gizmo
He’s the broke host this is like his own quiz show”

“Man, please. The stage is made of panties
From the age of baby hoochies on to the grannies
Ban me the dough rake, daddy
The flow make her fatty shake, patty cake, patty cake.”– Figaro.

Love this thread.

“Gazillion Ear”

Ahem, elixir for the dry throat
Tried to hit the high note, Villain since a itsy bitsy zygote.

“Cellz”

Metal Face Finster playing with the dirty money
Sinister, don’t know what he saying but the words be funny.

“Great Day Today”

Dolla he can overhear the hashish vena
He just came from over there, the grass is greener.

“Anti-Matter”

Getting paid like a biker with the best crank
Sprayed like a high ranked sniper in the West Bank.

“Deep Fried Frenz”

You telling me, I try to act broke
Jealousy, the number one killer among black folk
Fellas be under some type of spell like crack smoke

&

(FRIENDS!)
Some come in the form of co-dependence
Alotta times only end up bein co-defendants
Ten bucks say they tell for a lower sentence
And leave you up under the jail, beggin for a penance

I could go all day here.

Got more soul than a sock with a hole

I’m bout to blow one of y'all monkeys out the frame
Whoever gyped my locker and took my Donkey Kong Game
& Watch, don’t even try to put it back so I can find I later
Word to koch, it’s Vaughn against the ninth graders

Still back in the game like Jack Lalanne
Think you know the name, don’t rack your brain
on a fast track to half insane[…]

http://rapgenius.com/Madvillain-meat-grinder-lyrics

“Definition "super-villain”: a killer who love children One who is well-skilled in destruction, as well as building"

always threw me off when she said daddy funk’d me

“A lot of crews like to act like a violent mob,

They really need to just shut the fuck up, like Silent Bob"

-Saliva

“Vik came to save the game like a memory card” — The Drop

As RobertF would say, it was a pun on words.

Back when it was greasy S-curl, now it’s easy dread
Had a rhyme on how they used to tease him ‘bout his peasy head

Told the little monster, “No I ain’t yo' father
It’s Uncle Viktor, shut the lights I’m gettin' dizzy
And close the door, can you see ya momma busy?"
-Viktor Vaughn "GMC”

From “Deep Fried Frenz”

You can either ignore this advice or take it from me
Be too nice and people take you for a dummy

thread is pointless cuz every doom line is gawdly and considered ancient sacred text

How Doom hold heat, and preach non-violence?
Shh, he ‘bout to start the speech, silence!

Ah the double entendre

Some Danger Doom classic shit…

“Scared of a bunch of water, get out the rain,
Order a rapper for lunch, spit out the chain…"
(http://rapgenius.com/Danger-doom-sofa-king-lyrics)

“I accidentally spilled some kerosene
and dozed off with the L lit doped up on thorazine,
matter of fact, make mines a double,
few could see the point like a line through the Hubble…"
(http://rapgenius.com/Danger-doom-basket-case-lyrics)

Wrote this lyric from in the bed with a chick
She had the tightest grip around the head of my…

Bic

now can I get my pen back
Got no enemy, got no friend, black
With the Green Goblin got the Batcave robbed
Bust in Batman’s head bobbin’, slobbin’ Robin’s knob
Y’all already got your belts on the floor so
Kick them shits over here and click off the porno
Alfred come home and found them both nekkid
Handcuffed to each other just as he had suspected

One of his most known lines, from All Caps:

“The pot doubles, now they really got troubles
Madman never go pop!, like snot bubbles”

Who got more snottier flows than snotty nose?
And holds mics like he knows karate body blows?

Last wish, i wish i had two more wishes
And i wish they fix the door to the matrix mad glitches
spit so many verses sometimes my jaw twitches
one thing this party could use is more…. booze

Do not stand still, both show skills
Close but no krills, toast for po' nils, post no bills
Coast to coast Joe Shmoe’s flows ill, go chill
Not supposed to overdose No-Doz pills — Figaro

From Deep Fried Frendz

Read the signs: no feeding the baboon

Don’t talk about my moms yo