Awkward iPod Shuffles (Back to The Forum)

So today on the bus (not everyday’s a rollercoaster…actually none of them are — must be the Matrix), I was just half-asleep, about to go full circle, when Session One comes on. It finishes and its followed by See World, which is fine except the only similarities I can think of are Cole’s and Ortiz’s tans, and even those aren’t similar.

So what’s been strange shuffles for you lot? (apologies if this has been done already)

I was in a car with my friends
Driving
These particular friends are real as fuck
I plugged my phone into the thingy
Brand New Guy comes up
we start going in
I get distracted by pedestrian who looks like Shavo from system of a down
Song ends
Cheesy romantic song comes up
they all turn around and look at me
I look at them
They look at me
I drop my trousers
My dick is already rock hard
Rock
But it wasn’t a rock
It was rock lobster

The fuck you on UKC?

I was listening to I Don’t Like going HAMOR the night before I moved out of my old apartment. It ends and I Don’t Like Remix comes on. Completely took me out of the moment.

This Shit went to this shit once on my ipod and i was smiling like this guy http://www.sillylikes.com/image/13706

In the lesson listening to some Big Pun with one earphone in, when suddenly: A random skit appears with wild sex noises, right when the teacher walked by.

ted that’s a cancerous post

This thread sukkz

sometimes when I’m listening to some music , I think “damn , it would be good if "this song” play right after" and sometime I get it right , I’m like woahh .. I am like a fucking wizard or something!