Name the lamest bar you've heard in a rap or just made no sense. (Back to The Forum)

The square root of a kilo is me nigga
Do the math, I’m a motherfucking G nigga"
This one by rick ross probably takes the cake.

Didnt read the title over before i posted it *Or One that just made no sense

That line is pretty dope tbh.

She said you’re such a dog; I said you’re such a bone

In the wise words of Ghostface Killah,

Scooby snack jurassic plastic gas booby trap

and

Hit Poughkepsie crispy chicken verbs throw up a stone richie
Chop the O, sprinkle a lil' snow inside a Optimo
Swing the John McEnroe, rap rock'n'roll
Tidy Bowl, gung-ho pro, Starsky with the gumsole
Hit the rump slow, parole kids, live Rapunzel
but Ton' stizzy really high, the vivid laser eye guide

I love the song “Nutmeg”, but it is kinda tricky to understand. At least Ghost sounds like a boss while spitting it.

“real g’s move in silence like lasagne”. It would make more sense if lasagne could actually move

^ that one kind of makes sense but it isn’t as clever as wayne fans think it is. He thinks bcuz the g in lasagna doesn’t make a g sound, it’s silent.. I’m not sure about the technicality of that statement, but it’s still wack as hell.

Never let me slip, cause if i slip, im slippin
Dr Dre — Nuthin but a g thang

Like, Dre, we know man.

“Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth”

“Rain on my head, call it brainstormin” — Lil Wayne
What the fuck is raining on your head Wayne? It’s so simple it’s retarded.

ITT people who didn’t take the couple seconds to Rap Genius lines, and therefore don’t understand them.

“Hold you like a conversation"
"Wish a nigga would(wood) like a tree in this bitch”

I’m not sayin' Lil' Wayne is wack, but he spit a lot of wack shit.

“When we had sex I was in a Mercedes, and I aint crazy, but if that’s my baby then we gonna have to name the little baby mercedes”

                                      - 2 chainz

The first two bars of “Super Thug” are pretty legendary.

“Ay, yo, we light a candle; swim laps ‘round the English Channel
Neptunes got a cockier-spaniel.”

I need no pool, im swimming you — Lil Wayne

Money Tall like Jordan…. I mean Jordans taller then average but comeon 2chainz.

^ Maybe he’s talking about how his money is as tall as Jordan’s money?

“And I got her nigga… GROCERY BAG!” takes the cake.

And as much as it pains me to put this here, “Put this shit in park like dog shit!” Like, come on Em, did Wayne write that line?

Idk what y'all are talking about. Dese lines are dope as hell

^ At least Em’s line was a double entendre. http://rapgenius.com/Bad-meets-evil-a-kiss-lyrics#note-224050

But anyways,
“You can’t get on my level ‘cause I am so unleveled” -Lil Wayne

@Burnshen lol I always kinda liked that park/dog shit line from Em, corny as it may have been it was solid on a technical level with the rest of the verse.

This is about to be packed with all lil Wayne lines.
“And the F is for Phenomenal”

“Don’t fuck with Wayne, cause when it Waynes it pours"
Lil Wayne — How to Hate

^ ii u won

“All about my riches, my name should be Richard” Lil Wayne, Blunt Blowin

I made my own Lil Wayne line in 3 seconds…“All about my mats, my name should be Matt”

“I get money to kill time, dead clocks” Lil Wayne, John

Lil Wayne does have the dumbest bars…one must admit.

“The weed loud, like a lion’s roar” Lil Wayne, Intro

I could keep going forever

Weezy F Baby ain’t got shit on me

“Got your grandma on my dick” — Tyga

Shook my head for like 20 minutes after the first time i heard that clusterfuck

“Visualizing the realism of life and actuality
Fuck whos the baddest, a persons status depends on salary”

That shit was wack son

“If I had some water and an apartment then I can swim” — Future
So Future is going to flood his apartment?

“Bitch nigga
You more of a bitch than a bitch”

“My nuts hang like ain’t no curfew” — Lil Wayne

“And I got her, nigga: grocery bag” Gudda Gudda

my bad someone already posted it

Met a female dragon had a fire conversation — Lil Wayne

This quickly turned into a Lil Wyane thread lol

“You softer than a muthafuckin nerf ball. Bird call”

rly? looks more like a “Lines you think in your elitist nas stanning opinion are dumb yet you still aren’t smart/creative/clever enough to create better ones” thread to me

^

SDVG Why are you still here dissapear already

I don’t care what you guys think, some of those lines were clever. Mainly the female dragon line and the nuts hang like no curfew line. Sure they aren’t the most clever lines I’ve heard, but they were pretty clever in their own right.

Honestly Childish Gambino and XV do (for the most part) the same punchlines as Lil Wayne and they get a pass.

Ehh, the most Lil Wayne-esqe I’ve heard from Gambino is either “Made the beat then murdered it, Casey Anthony” or “Black and White Music? Now nigga, that’s a mixtape!” But for some reason it don’t annoy me with Gambino, the way it does with Wayne, maybe it’s because Wayne’s are incredibly overrated, or that he’s done it for much, much longer. (I have to admit, “Asian Girls Everywhere; UCLA” is the most amusing #hash tag rhyme to recite in Japanese Class)

“ But for some reason it don’t annoy me with Gambino, the way it does with Wayne”

Yeahh… that’s called bias. I usually don’t do hipster/suburb rap but Childish Gambino’s punchlines are just like Wayne’s , except he uses more “educated” references.

Lil Wayne’s good to bad punchline ratio is like 10:1 anyways and you all are just listing the bad ones (even though some of you listed good ones).

If you really want to hear lame bars you should listen to this one dude called Chino XL guy is a joke.

“I spread new rap styles like prostitutes spread chlamydia”

“You blew up like Roseanne’s belly”

“Time slips away like pop singles on the radio”

“Fuckin up lives like teenage pregnancy”

“End your career like Christopher Williams did Al B. Sures”

“nigga fuck a punch line, I write fuckin punch rhymes”

He’s got a point with that last one tho, his rhymes do make u want to punch a nigga in the mouf

……You think Chino XL is lame?? Sheeeit, I ain’t biased, Gambino is just my personal preference when I want to hear punchlines.

Wait.. there are actually people who think Chino XL ISN’T lame?

“Leave you crispy like the children of Kadafi”

“I’m tearing you out the frame like wedding pictures after divorce”

“I write more eses/essays than incarcerated Mexicans”

you need to be like 10 or under to think this guy is remotely close to being good. The only thing worse than his punchlines are how terribly forced they are. I’m surprised this guy has as many fans as he does but then again there are a lot of stupid little kids out there. not hating on u but yeah

I’m not even a big fan Chino’s but I honestly think those lines are better than a decent amount of Wayne’s.

“You like knick-knack, paddywhack, give the dog a bone
I’m like get back, gimme dat, give the king his throne” — Soulja Boy

*wayne’s punch lines. you spelt it “how terribly forced they are” wrong. ^

and the lamest line to me is “i got a letter from the government, the other day, i opened it, read it, it said we were hustlers-ricky ross southern gangsta. shit doesn’t even rhyme and sounds fuckin stupid

“House so big like I live in a building
No chandeliers, I got guns hanging from the ceiling” — Weezy “Fenomenal” Baby

Another masterpiece from our friend chino extra large

“I’ve been black balled like I’m Cuba Gooding Jr’s white wife”