Diss the guy above you! (Full Verses Allowed) (Back to The Forum)

Well in all the other diss forums (All two of them) someone wants to have a full verse so I figured I’d make that. So start dissin' motherfuckers!

Eh yo,
Eh yo.
Eh yo,
Eh yo.
Don’t know how to start this,
Okay, now I’ll start this.
I’m crazy,
You’re lazy.
I’m better than Jay-Z,
Ask Jay-Z.
BittahProphet bout to be a believer,
This is better than Ether.

That was double platinum right there

aight
Aight
le go
Lego, Let’s go to the city round the mega blocks
You’re pathetic pity I gotta waste my trigga shots
Once the clip is in, there’s pissed pants and mic-nifincent
I see the fear dippin in and the sight is magnificent
This is either ether or is it ghoulish
If you think the latter then you’re very foolish
Boom,click reload I just killed your career
that’s how we roll, wait actually, what career?

Go
On
And
Tell of my victory

x4 platinum, who’s next?

His names Brian White,
They expect me to leave him dyin', right?
When I spit these rhymes and I’m fly and tight.
I’m high, I might,
Just get spastic with this keyboard,
Looking at the girl with you, I can tell that she bored.
The guy rhymed career twice and thinks he’s nice,
Work out the bugs on your mic, delouse your lice
No beats for these bars but I’m Cold as Ice
Life is a card game, I prefer to roll the dice.
Your skill be fictional, Jesus Christ
Taking shots at religion too, with my evil mic
You’re the favorite of these people? Heh, right
You get as much hype as a guy with a dyke
Check your lyrics son, cause it ain’t nothing
If I cared enough to make it, my shit is what the DJ’s would be bumpin'

well since these four bars killed the last thread
Ill drop them on you niggas like a bomb till you past dead

“shitted on this thread, while intoxicated
Rags to riches,bitch, from the block i made it
my flow’s a sickness, you could never be inoculated
slickest, your bitches follow me like they indoctrinated”

hey fuck you
Your a fag and you know its true
your parents dont have a clue
i hope you get anally raped soon

You call that a diss?
Looking a little yeller, that’s some weak ass piss
You could never pen a verse that’s better than this
Hell, I might as well rest my tip on your lips
Fuck pausing, open that shit up
Suck on this cock till you got the hiccups
I laugh at you being rich,
Where’s the fame? The money? The bitch?
Stop fronting, you couldn’t hit these licks
I’m violent, call me one of those drunken hicks
To anyone wondering, this is to Casper22
You talk soft, my shit raspier than you
I live for battling
Your in a cage, I love to rattle it
I’m never bored with this game, Battle Ship
You domesticated sheep, with the skills for a cattle bitch
I’m let off now, and wait for you to battle this.

bitch, im drunk, and I’m still better than you
Lick my nuts, and then i’ll spill my cheddar on you
I don’t need to “pen a verse”, cause i flow off the top
but they gon' need to send a hearse, when i blow off your mop
I’ll shuck the corn husk, straight off your avatar
and keep kicking your face ‘till you look like you had it hard
i don’t want fame, dick — got the money and bitch
put your tip on my lips? ill be slittin’ your wrist
moved outta the hood, but im still gettin' it quick
only time im on your block is when im dickin' your bitch

You front like a GOAT and say you’re great,
You’re only great at helping older men ejaculate.
The only thing that’s hot,
Is my micro when you get your corn popped.
Fuck a 16, I only need 6 fiends,
6 trees, sick genes and a chick that’s 16.

Another double platinum from yours truly

^That was meant for ThatCornyMoFo

I laugh at white kids trying to be Jay-Z.
The effort in my shit is noticeable, your’s is AZ.
Except you ain’t got no skill,
I got that minus the s, because I also kill.
Looks like I’ve found my next victim.
Writing these rhymes, you’re praying I don’t spit them.
I’ll chop off your wood, your bark is worse than your bite.
Oh? You’re drunk? Well you certainly can type
Good luck sleeping, after I cut those eyelids off tonight
See I can make threats I can’t do too
Act as hard as you like, I’ll keep being realer than you dude.

(Alright, the first one is for Casper22. I’ll respond to Mic-Nificient now)

Looking kinda old in your icon, did you jizz to my shit?
Sounding like a pedophile, wanting sixteen year olds on your dick.
Don’t bite off more than you can chew,
I’m more than willing to offend you, dude.
There are barriers you don’t cross, shit, I break them.
You allude to being a pedophile, bring dat ass over here, I’ll straight up rape it.
Ain’t afraid to say shit,
Go ahead, write a bar about how I sound gay, bitch.
You’re Fagtastic, dykenificient.
Whoops, beat ya to it.
I sound rotten, your ass is gettin' gotten.
I love writing shit because I sound so hot and
It’s really the only way I do it.
Go get six fiends, I’ll slash all through your crew, dick.

ThatCornyMoFo keeps spitting new rhymes
I only need to spit one verse and then I get them dimes
and them mills, run to the hills, I’ll be your Iron Maiden
say what you will, it’s just empty hatin'
After just one verse you can’t forget me
kicked your ass like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee
I’ll impale you with my horn, you’ll be popcorn
get a minime
muhaha, hehe
I’ll just leave it at that
you sit where you sat down at
minime will kick your butt (after he has fucked your slut)

Yo, Poetrydog, damn that verse was weak.
“You’ll be popcorn”? Dude take a fucking seat.
I murder any rapper I’m against with whips
so be amazed amidst all of the piss flyin' up out of my dick,
Flinch? Hell no, you better sit still.
Cause I’m pissin' on everyone who denies my rap ski-zills.
I’ll be damned if any of you guys get up my ass-crack,
but I’m here to cause havoc and laugh at your wack raps now match that, fizz-agat. (fizz-agat=play on the word “faggot”)

seein things 123 really thinks he’s shit
Shut up bitch i’m the shit your nothing clsoe to it
your barely even piss and your pissing me off
Got the slaughterjpuse so you don’t come off as being soft
You might be seeing things 123 but its 312 when im done with you
drop you ass off in chicago and let those vice lords get hold of you
fucking around get gang rapped you don’t know what to do
every mans fantast is a foursome but it looks like it sucks for you

MJAN94, the Man’s a dykey whore
I’ll go carnivore leave bones all on the floor
Tellin truth, I hate fools like you
Rap shit dimwit comin in with zero IQ

I have a zero Iq? bitch I joined yesterday
I work and have a job, bitch I have bills to pay
Yo bitch a carnivore cuz she loves my meat
and when she’s done she got white dessert to eat

Rhymes more forced than rape
Bitch, bitch, bitch, please learn a new word
Have prison escape on tape,
but yours are the weakest bars I’ve heard

Ey Brian White
Pour yourself a cup o cyanide
Make your life a hindsight
I’m a lion in the wild, you’re an antelope
And Imma make ur mothafuckin insides an outside joke

Rhymes are forced? fuck you brian white
I rhyme without the female dog and still sound tight
Mike on the Mic Jordan and Tyson
got your girl reaching for my Johhnson faster than Michael Johnson

Man, you realise Johnson doesn’t rhyme with tyson?
Just stop, your done, you suck more than dyson
And soon you’ll die son, after the click clattle
Nine goes off and you let out a death rattle
9 times out of nine, you know I win the battle
4 mics out of five is an insult to my massive skill
Really, I have brobdingnagian expertise for real
I kill every tenth MC they call me the decimator
Punk, I’ll kill your career and leave the rest of you for later

The Brian White faggot keeps on coming for more
I’ll slice thefucking wist you cut and make you lick up the gore
fucking with me is walking up to deaths door
everytime you fucking play this fucking game outscored
and after a while, it seems like a fucking chore
to the point were your crying “I don’t want to do this anymore"
Now i’ll be damn if you want to me to clever and complicated
now shut up fucking responding and stop fucking instigating

I’m just sit here, and not respond cause no one noticed my acrostic verse, bah humbug.

This 8-bar verse goes out to MJAN94
You act all tough, by any chance do you like it hard?
Anally that is? You take it up the rear boy
Now I’m sounding like the homo, get the fuck out here, deploy
Seriously though, you sound like a retard diagnosed with tourettes
Fucking fuck, fuck, fuck! YEAH! I’m da best!
You think you got skill? Motherfucker you can’t rap
I shit better lines out and this is all crap

This diss goes out to this guy LTK
He be actin' homophopic, when it’s obvious he’s gay
Your ass must be jealous off the shit comin' out your mouth
you be callin' guys fags, when really your the one going down south
Fuck fuck fuck I won, where did that shit come from
Even if a girl is a 3 dollar hoe, you ain’t getting none
Yeah I know I’m a girl and I owned you with this diss
Your face so ugly I bet you never even had your first kiss :*

LTK dude you suck
drops mic

Clap your hands, Clap your hands
Listen to my diss, guys, and clap your hands
step your feet, step your feet
listen to my diss, guys, and step your feet
turn around, turn around
listen to my diss, guys, and turn around
Stop and stare, stop and stare
this diss is so ridiculous but I don’t care.

BOOM!

im big shit your po little
I’ll talk to yo bitch im doctor do little

I’ve got to admit, my last diss was kind of weak
But who are you to be the one to critique?
You can’t even spell the simplest of words
It’s poo, not po, you illiterate worm
But I do agree, you are big shit
So I'ma hit the toilet and flush you with it
No wonder you decided it’s best to drop the mic
Take one more step and you’ll be left to rot tonight

Nail you with my rhymes
No, I see you already crucified
While I profile your avatar
It’s clear my rap’s a savage art
So far I’ve sparred with five bars
While I await slow flowers' response

This is not a diss more like recognition
That may whole thread commenters stand no competition
These niggas getting whipped like their grandmas back ‘39
Or your mama back with me in '95

Lemme tell you soccerfan
No one gives a fuck about soccer man
its homosexual honestly
plus all the players smell like pee

You see motherfucker, here’s what I have to tell you
Your bars are so stupid, that I can’t even hear more than 2
Well well where should I start?
What would they accuse me of? Being fucking smart?
When talking about soccer, man, please don’t make no drama
Soccer is well known, just like your fucking momma
Bigger sport in the world,man please, inform yourself
If you don’t care about soccer, you should go somewhere else
‘Cause around Earth,bitch, you ain’t finding other shit
You should kill yourself with fire before I throw you a brick
Admit it, you’ve never played it before, right?
'Cause smelling like pee is just out of my fucking mind!
And dude, playing soccer is not a human tragedy. You are.
My rhymes run over you, just like a fucking car.
Go on, acuse me from being homophobic as you thought of
but at the end, we all know it pisses off!

Your favorite rappers favorite rapper, and his worst nightmare,
I can tell you what he’s thinkin', wonderin' why’d I go there,
‘Cause when a dog be goin’ crazy, he’ll bite and won’t fight fair,
Then he’ll stick a fork in you, and strangle you with your own hair,
Killin' these bitches like when I’m killin' these mc’s and mic’s,
My rap styles harder to fuck with then some masculine dykes,
Y'all need to take hikes, I’m Kawasaki and y'all fuckers is trikes,

I’m glad to embitter
Got mad rhimes to hit ya
Trash rappers get littered

I wasn’t gonna reply cause that was deemed unworthy,
That shit was transvestite like 90’s Eddie Murphy,
Yo shit it isn’t smooth it’s fuckin' brick like New Jersey,
and I'‘ma go the distance like I’m Jackie Joyner Kersee,
but wait I ain’t a bitch, my rhymes don’t ever hitch,
and I'ma stop this verse and leave your career in a ditch

No one’s calling you a prophet kid, because your known bitter,
A no hitter, a cold quitter, a lone figure,
I’ll leave a whole in the scene to which theres no fitter,
Because my rhyme schemes are gargantuan, theres no bigger,

So who the fuck are you to say what is unworthy,
Don’t stir me, I’m not nice, got no mercy and so dirty,
Rhymes pearly, I’m nerdy, multis that are so wordy,
Rap scene needs a saviour, well guess, what its come early.

First off: you have no balls
You fall faster than your teardrops falls
I know you don’t want it with me
Don’t try to be someone you can’t be

You are nothing but shit!
Like Common without Sense
My bombs will go off and destroy your fence

Stillmike I hope you trip with that fall shit
Your bitches face is where my balls sit
I just met the bitch in the bar already getting dome in my car
I’m top notch your bitch ass is sub-par
I seen you and that’s cuz I can spot a queer from afar
I’m gonna spit something killable I’m the only motherfucker to take a life with a syllable

Even when I type raps I make Fubar shit his pants.
A demonic spitter you don’t even stand a chance.
You can’t even sit a chance as a matter of fact.
Bitch lie down you’re making yourself look bad. Your shit is wack.
I drop bombs. Better hide yourself cause you’re under attack.

this dude spitting like he got game
I fuck his ass up now can’t remember his name
call yo self shah?
well call me yo' brah…
cuz after i eat yo sister out…
im a kill this thread no doubt.

Fuck swag
I like OF though
This was pretty bad
Fuck swag

see my first verse was warm up
To see if any of ya’ll had the guts to show up
now fights is not what im tryna instigate
but i’ve been accused of bein a degenerate
so you can suck it…now call me triple h…

a bit skinny but in this game im a heavyweight
i fucks with OF so fuck that nigga shake
wayne said ‘in this give or take world i got what it takes'
and when im with your girl i make sure i got what it take to paint her face
then kill your whole fam n escape leaving no trace.
now tryna keep up will leave you in a fucking daze
tryna understand my complex rhymes
ain’t easy i got a brain like a big maze
yo my brain leave yo girl twitching like she’s craze..
and after i give her my D, I leave her sour like she smoking on some good haze..bitch

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That was cool bro
I think I’m done yo
I’m kinda tired so
Cheerio

CHEERIO LIKE THE CEREAL? AFTER I LEARN TO
PRONOUNCE THAT NAME, I’LL KILL YOU AND FUCKING FAM IN SERIAL
THINK YOU FUCKING HOT AO? I BE THAT FREEZER THAT
LEAVE YOU MOTIONLESS FROZEN LIKE SOME HARDENED OUT PLAY DOH
BUT NIGGA I DONT PLAY DOE, I JUST TAPE
AND RAPE YOUR SIS VAGINA AND ANAL, DUMB FUCK FACE
BITCH ASS NIGGA, JOEY BAD BE THE AVY?
MY FUCKING DAILY ROUTINE TO HARDKNOCK YOUR MOM PUSSAY

Ace, please learn to recognize when the caps lock is turned on.
Your written verses read to me like they’re rapped by Lil Jon.

shitted on.

Caps on and speaking of lil Jon and shitted on
It’s ashame you got that display picutre of your son
I don’t even rap all just for fun
But i came here after watching big L, just had to put it on
To the asshole who gave me minus four
Your wife told me her ass is still sore
And if those aren’t minus four
I still had fun with that bitch of yours
Rape her and she liked it after calling her a whore

You’re verse was wack b, you musta been jokin
Word to your avi, I just left this kid smokin.

Lyrical God stepped into this bitch
Fuck all your bitches cause your bitches love small dicks…