Kramer is reading a magazine on the couch. The phone rings and he answers
NICK (O.C.): (inexpertly disguising his voice) Hi, uh ah, Mister Kramer, ah,
this is McNab down at the phone company. We've got a report about some
trouble on your line.
Kramer smiles, as he recognises the voice.
KRAMER: Hmm. Well, I haven't had any trouble.
NICK (O.C.): Uh, the thing is, we happen to have a man right in your
Kramer walks over to his window, and uses his fingers to open a couple of
blades on his blinds. Peering through, he can see a public phone box across
the street. Parked beside the box is a truck emblazoned with the Plaza Cable
insignia, and in the box is the familiar figure of Nick, the cable guy.
KRAMER: (playing along) Ohh, is that right? Well, I have been having a
little trouble with my call-waiting.
NICK: We can fix that. We can fix that.
KRAMER: (sitting back on the couch) Oh, can you? That's funny, because, as
it happens, I don't have call-waiting. Seems to me that the phone company
would know that.
NICK: Oh, right. (laughing it off) I'm sorry, I was looking at the wrong
KRAMER: Yeah. Could you hold on for a second? I've got something on the
Kramer puts the phone down beside a radio and switches it on. It plays
cheesy music into the phone. Kramer gets up and heads out the door.
Nick, the cable guy, stands in the phone box. He's listening to the cheesy
music on the phone, and getting impatient. He glances at his watch.
Suddenly, a car horn blares and a shout is heard.
KRAMER: Hey, McNab!
THe cable guy turns, to see Kramer leaning out of the window of a cab as it
KRAMER: Chunnel's on HBO tonight. Why don't you stop by?
Kramer waves and smiles happily at the dumbstruck cable guy, as the cab
accelerates away. Seinfeld (Ft. Jerry Seinfeld & Larry David) – Seinfeld: The Cadillac
NICK (O.C.): Well, I waited all morning again. You said you were gonna be
there from nine to one.
Kramer puts down his paper and stretches out on the couch to listen.
NICK (O.C.): I was there. Where were you? You think I got nothing better to
do than stand outside all morning, waiting for you to show up?!
Kramer waves his fist, mocking the cable guy's anger. He laughs to himself.
NICK (O.C.): You're not gonna get away with this! Seinfeld (Ft. Jerry Seinfeld & Larry David) – Seinfeld: The Cadillac