[Intro]

You're back now at the jack-off hour
This is DJ Eaazy Dick
On W-Balls, right now, something new by Snoop Doggy Dogg
And this one goes out to the ladies from all the guys
A big bow wow wow: cause we gonna make it a little misty here tonight
This is DJ Eazy Dick
On the station that slaps you across your fat ass
With a fat dick

[Verse 1 - Nate Dogg]
When I met you last night, baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for you, lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And you even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give you a call
Next time I'm feeling kinda horny
You can come on over and I'll break you off
And if you can't fuck that day, baby
Just lay back and open your mouth
Cause I have never met a girl
That I love in the whole wide world

[Verse 2 - Kurupt]
Well if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch, I'd always be broke
I'd never have no motherfuckin' endo to smoke
I gets loc'ed and loony, bitch you can't do me
Do we look like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes
That's something that I learned in tha Pound
So how the fuck am I supposed
To pay this ho just to lay this ho?
I know the pussy's mine, I'mma fuck a couple more times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nothing but a bitch to me
And y'all know that bitches ain't shit to me
I gives a fuck! Why don't y'all pay attention?
Approach her with a different proposition: "I'm Kurupt
Ho, you'll never be my only one, trick ass bitch!"

[Hook]
It ain't no fun
If the homies can't have none

[Verse 3 - Snoop Dogg]
Guess who back in the motherfuckin' house?
With a fat dick for your motherfuckin' mouth!
Hoes recognize, niggas do too
Cause when bitches get scandalous and pull a voodoo
What you gonna do? You really don't know!
So I'd advise you not to trust that ho
Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch
Knowing damn well I'm too caught up with my grip
Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
How many bitches wanna fuck this nigga named Snoop
Doggy? I'm all the above
I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes
But see: it ain't no fun if my homies can't get a taste of it
Cause you know I don't love 'em

[Verse 4 - Warren G]
Hey, now you know
Inhale, exhale with my flow
1 for the money, 2 for the bitches
3 to get ready and 4 to hit the switches
In my Chevy, '64 rag to be exact
With bitches on my side and bitches on my back
So back up, bitch, because I'm strugglin'
So get on your knees and then start jugglin'
These motherfuckin' nuts in your mouth
It's me, Warren G the nigga with the clout
Whoo!