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'Dem Jeans: Meditations on Denim

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Squats, lunges, running, elliptical, barre class, spinning. My lord, what is the meaning of all of this time logged in the gym??? Ummm okayyy, I’ll be the first to admit, it’s ALL ABOUT THE ASS. Hard to perfect- but oh SO worth it!

In fact, the ass is one of the most rapped about body parts in the English language ( we have to check with Rap Genius France and Germany etc. to get the consensus from other linguistic groups.) But Im willing to bet that worldwide, ASS is a hot topic. CULO!

Face it chicas, if you dont highlight your ass in the most flattering way possible, you are undercutting your value. Unfortch, most of the time- we are forced by societal constraints to cover it up. How do we hi-light what is perhaps one of our best assets (pun intended), our masterPIECE???
The answer is JEANS!

For every Rap Exegette, jeans are a really important part of the wardrobe. Like, REALLY! Jeans are a culturally favored way to cover up the ass, so its important to make sure you are wearing something flattering on that ass of yours! Perhaps if you wear really amazing jeans- one day someone will rap about YOUR ASS, literally. Here are some of my favorite songs ( and lyrics) about ladies looking good in jeans.

Wiz Khalifa’s Oh My

Jeans fitting right, hair did, shawty you the best
Light skinned, dark skinned, bottom right, top heavy
Jeans fitting right, hair did, shawty you the best

You the one girl, you the one girl
Something bout them jeans that you wearing
Something bout them jeans that you wearing
Yeah you got that body of a goddess
You got no competition you got it
You make me wanna say oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my

Ginuwine’s In Those Jeans

Baby can I have what’s up in those jeans
Don’t get alarmed cause I don’t mean no harm
But I love the way you
Wear those jeans
Levis, Prada, BabyPhat, I love them
Love the way you, wearing them I love them can
Calvin, Iceberg
Sergio, I love them
Trying to get inside of those

Chingy’s Dem Jeans

True Religion, 7’s or dem rocking Republics
Or the ones that fit the best and show it just how we love it
Know just how to hug it
Know just how to cup it
When you walk away it make me wanna rub it

Flo Rida’s Low

Shawty had them Apple Bottom jeans
Boots wit the furrrr (wit the furrrr)
The whole club was lookin at herrr

And of course the effervescent My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas

They say they love my ass ‘n
Se7en Jeans, True Religion

AND

What cha gonna do with all that ass
All that ass inside em jeans

What is your favorite brand of jeans?

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Posted July 12th, 2012