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This is their reason for not firing the employee — if you don’t know how to use fuckin TWITTER, and you are using TWITTER for the airline… who cares if it is a mistake?!

What if you “mistakenly” smoke crack on the job?!

However, personally I am happy the employee didn’t get fired because I think he was either deliberately or unconsciously getting back at the airline industry for arresting this poor little Dutch girl (although that was American not US Airways)

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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. — Oscar Wilde

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What does this mean??!

Here is the image from the original Copperfield for this sentence anyways…

I think she’s saying he’s getting fat!

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Song was from before Britney flipped out and shaved her head (a most womanly thing to do! Non?)

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Remember how you felt after the synagogue but before the reception for your Bat Mitzvah? That’s how Britney feels…

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Perhaps Yukumi is trying to chillax (she is nicknamed the “Little Dragon” because she goes apeshit in the studio)

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Little Dragon is from Gothenburg, Sweden (1,164.4 miles from Paris)

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AG’s mom — Miriam — loves him (sometimes she feeds him sugar!)

She also makes him this peanut butter brittle thing that he absolutely adores

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"Stomp a nigga out in a lobby like Pac after that boxing m..." (C.O.B – C.O.B. Cypher 2011) | pending

he screamed “you from the SOUTH?” right before he started stomping the dude

"Rap-Genius t-shirt" (Wendy Lotterman – These Paris Airfares Won't Last) | pending

looks like a distinctly ilanchin to me

"The bulk of Edison’s work on electric lightbulbs came as ..." (David Burkus – The Myths of Creativity - The Lone Creator) | pending

Rap Genius was also started in Menlo Park (CA…but whatever close enough!)

"A man of faith said / Hidden eyes could see what I was th..." (Vampire Weekend – Hannah Hunt) | accepted

this needs a link!

"It's Not About The Coke: The Rap Genius Story" (Rap Genius Editors – Rap Genius Dictionary) | pending

this is fuckin brilliant I wanna act in it nobody playin me! (double entendre…DONT ASK ME HOW)

"Good-Bye, Au revoir, Adios" (The Diplomats – Stop-N-Go) | pending

also a ma'a salaam would’ve been nice….

"Http://images.rapgenius.com/ci8qndl9vz81oejy6n3kutw8l.854..." (HowToBasic – How to Masturbate) | rejected

I didn’t even realize the meat beating I thought he was trying to simulate slapping a girl’s meaty ass

"A$AP Ferg" (Rap Genius – 2013 Genius List Nominees) | pending

sha-shabba RANKS!

"Furthermore, how can anyone who works for Rap Genius ever..." (Byron Crawford – Rap Genius Put On Notice) | accepted

Sean Price was not involved; what happened was Dallas came to our office and I thought he was a rapper, I didn’t know he was an irrelevant blogger

SORRY FOR THINKING A DUDE COMING TO RAP GENIUS' OFFICE AND EXPECTING FREE SHIT IS A RAPPER! I must be racist or something…

"She pressed her infant to her bosom with so convulsive a ..." (Nathaniel Hawthorne – The Scarlet Letter (Chap. 3)) | pending

@perfectrhyme I dunno mayne I see more evidence for the neglectful, self-centered mom here: http://poetry.rapgenius.com/2427803

She was not supposed to be a mother she was meant to be CEO of facebook or something… it is simply not her thing