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It’s extremely expensive to:

1) Import cars
2) Travel to space, which cost $250,000
3) Go to foreign beaches

But KRIT can afford all of it, of course!

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Purple Label is Ralph Lauren most expensive and luxurious collection.

Purple is also a color commonly seen on pimps!

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To the average person, drinking until the sun comes up may seem insane, but when you’re Big KRIT and you have no set schedule of work to plan your drinking around, it’s just another day (or night… or morning) of partying.

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Women, especially ghetto women likes the ones from where KRIT grew up, commonly try to get impregnated by rich men to trap them into paying them child support. When you make millions, 17% (the average price of child support) is a big motive to have a baby.

Wordplay:

Metaphor: Chickens (women), & Laying Eggs (having babies).

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Krizzle isn’t lying about being a pimp; he actually pimps these hoes. Also, ‘trickin’ is a term for ‘hoeing’, or selling your body; which KRIT also doesn’t do.

In the words of Lil Wayne (and many others of course):

It ain’t trickin' if you got it.

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Women are usually known for being more capable of holding their urges than men are, but not when these hoes are with KRIT. He brings the freak out of them.

When you receive fellatio while driving, it’s appropriately named road head.

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No one can hate on how amazing KRIT’s slab is. It’s just too damn amazing.

Wordplay!

Water: Krizzle refers to his car as a vessel (a boat), and plays on that by punning on it being hater-proof (one letter off water-proof).

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A bezel is the outer rim of a watch. Krizzle has a dope ass time piece.

This is a diamond bezel.

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Double Entendre:

1) Boasting about the power of his sub-woofers, KRIT let’s us know that he bumps dope shit (like this song, and the rest of this mixtape!) in his whip.

2) “Put that on my ___..” is a phrase used (commonly “put that on my mama”) to emphasize honesty by swearing on something you love. KRIT not only lets us know how important his sub is, but he also lets us know that he is not lying in his music.

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At this point Mac wanted his money to be around as tall as an NBA power-forward, but soon he would try to build a 100 dollar bill skyscraper after he apparently achieved his modest goal.

Seeing as this is Mac, this is definitely a small sexual reference as well.

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I need this fucking poster in my room right now.

Wow. I don’t like tattoos but his Mario work is sick. Well done, sir.

"Grab a star from the sunroof" (Lil Wayne – Hold Up) | accepted

It has a sunroof, not NO roof.

"More workers than Mary Kay, vibin to that mary j" (Lil Wayne – Ridin wit the AK) | accepted

Vibin' to that Mary J. also refers to him listening to Mary J Blige’s music.

"Louis CK" (Childish Gambino – "ask me words" - bino (notero is here too)) | accepted

‘Bino says his upcoming TV show is influenced by this man. Widely considered the comedic GOAT.