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Hofstra University is a college in Uniondale, Long Island that’s not too far away from Bronson (who lives in Flushing, Queens) — about half an hour exactly.

Why would Bronson have orgies specifically here? According to legend, Hofstra is known to have the highest STD rate among colleges in the nation; so much higher, that it is classified with it’s own STD. This can only mean that there’s some funky sexual play going about and Bronson’s a part of it.

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A covert description of himself, especially the period that Ghost rocked a mask.

Rumor alert: allegedly back in Wu’s early beginnings, Ghost wore the mask to escape persecution from the law.

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Marcus Mosiah Garvey, one of the leading Pan-African Jamaican activists of the early 1920’s-30s, was the forefront of the revival of the Back-To-Africa movement, which was the return of the African diaspora (not to be confused with the Jewish diaspora, where they fled to Egypt in 6th Century BCE.)

“Africa for Africans” references the diaspora back to Africa that has obviously never come into fruition.

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Grandaddy of Grandaddies, The Motherfuckin' Motherfucker, UncleFondle himself

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I BEEN GETTIN MONEY SINCE YOU NIGGAS WAS ZYGOTES

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A common practice: rich entrepreneur (me) pays Spanish immigrants (these guys) to work on my frivolous tasks.

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Nothing gets between Uncle Fondle and his cashish, not even his grandmama. I slap that bitch to Tuesday if she tries touching these stacks.

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Cocaine increases alertness, feelings of well-being and euphoria, energy and motor activity, feelings of competence and sexuality. Athletic performance may be enhanced in sports where sustained attention and endurance is required. Anxiety, paranoia and restlessness are also frequent. With excessive dosage, tremors, convulsions and increased body temperature are observed. .

Basically with coke, they are awakened. Frank uses the metaphorical tiger as a euphemism for cocaine. .

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November 30th, 2012

The lines above were a dream and Frank has be woken up by a White Tiger, the spiritual and guiding animal. The Tiger will help finish the escape and protect them because there was “a long way still in fact”.

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This will keep the average citizen alert and more likely to not be openly flaunting jewelry, lest another modern-day mugging occurs…

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"I need a women not a girl cause I'm bout that" (Drake – Give Ya) | accepted

Girls are immature; women know what they really want in life.

"Yo / I went from "Killing Them Softly" to killing them ha..." (Canibus – Aids is Gold, HIV is Platinum) | pending

“Killing Them Softly” was the name of comedy special by Dave Chappelle; also, minorities get HIV much more than whites.

"I ain't speaking, bitch, do I know you?" (T.I. – I'm Flexin') | rejected

He’s approached by a female that’s asking him about some most likely trivial shit; he receives her with moderate disdain

"'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, hello white America, assassinate my ..." (Kanye West – Gotta Have It) | rejected

LOLOLOLOL white America. Kanye possibly trolling America?

"My plan to get rich / And turn the table," (Domo Genesis – Benediction) | pending

The first two lines are also a reference to the highly popular 98 Freestyle by Big L, which is quite evident in the style of how he’s rapping.

Fuck all the glamour and glitz,
I plan to get rich, I’m from New York, but never was a fan of the Knicks**

-Big L

"I bought a fuckin' whale, cause I'm ballin'" (Tyler The Creator – Bitch Suck Dick) | accepted

Maybe he just wants to be a baller and buy a whale…

Molliwopping — (verb)– the act of assaulting a female in the face with your penis. Ex: John molliwopped Jane so hard, she lost three teeth.

“When I was a baby my pacifier was a grenade pin”

Instead of the lengthy explanation, this line is saying Celph’s been hard since infant days

"Mr. Early Bird" (Earl Sweatshirt – Stapleton) | rejected

It’s just a play on his pseudonym, Earl Sweatshirt