http://rapgenius.com/1097983/Awkword-i-the-awkword-un-anthem/I-got-tossed-in-jail-for-smoking-the-peace-plant and, apparently, fighting is more at the officer’s discretion.

I heard 5-0 and bounced, came back, and they were still waiting for me… to congratulate me, because onlookers had shared that the presumable ‘victim’ was actually formerly the perpetrator and I had only taken care of the necessary, without assistance.

While alcohol and tobacco are legal, miracle plant marijuana is not – in most ‘industrialized’ nations, and in almost all states in the U.S… And if you get caught carrying it or, worse, smoking it, you’re lucky if you don’t end up handcuffed, fingerprinted, photographed and jailed, for at least a couple hours (and that’s putting it gently).

I never did do well with authority. And I still don’t.

Big L told ya, “jakes are the cops”. We also call em P.I.G. pigs (Animal House?)… For real though, other than the few I happened to grow up with, I’ve NEVER met a cool cop, EVER. And I’ve met more than I can count on both hands and feet.