Harpo is Oprah spelled backwards (devil stuff) and the name of her production company. Why did you click this explanation? Did you really not know this?

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It astonishes the mighty-mighty Oprah how little wealth you have amassed.

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It used to be Discovery Health Channel which was pretty kewl. They had shows about virii and ladies not knowing they were pregnant.

Now it only broadcasts a 24/7 live webcam of Oprah’s “Indoor Ferret Wonderland” at her mansion.

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Strippers may tell you they are doing that to pay for school, but it’s really because they have no other way to express their fervent love of Oprah… so they do the only thing that makes sense: Twerk Their Appreciation.

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Well, you know… until that whole A Million Little Pieces travesty

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This cherub-voiced man owes his whole career to Oprah.

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She has an army of bored housewives with nothing but time and deep inner-sadness from the way their lives turned out. They will write strongly worded letters to the newspaper about you. Or blog furiously about you. Or even leave vague subtweets about you on the Twitter machine!

If their periods sync up during a battle, god help us all. For the world we know, will be left in shambles.

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Bitches literally love nothing more than Oprah. Not dick. Not bubblegum. Not making sammiches.

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Deepak Chopra is a sweet, misguided yogi mystic from the far away orient.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOOlJPGxHuA

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