Still talking to the niggas in jail: “Roll some weed with some tissue paper or whatever else you have on hand, niggas—just MacGyver a joint for me.”

Aqua-green hair color:

Now get your Vaseline.

XXL, that is.

Lil' Kim is the Queen Bee, of course. If John got such a tattoo, actually meeting the Queen must have been the opportunity of a lifetime.

Some word play with “wear/weary.” If you’re feeling lousy, your shoulders are going to droop and you’re going to show the wear and tear those shitty emotions are making you feel. It doesn’t exactly work but it’s close enough.

This is a reference to the famous Scarface line where he says, “All I have in this world are my word and my dick,” combining with the popular phrase “My word is my bond.”

After years of rapping (Magic), pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

In this instance this “simple trick” is also explaining the lack of financial gain he as achieved through his metaphorical magic show

“Koos Kombuis' mother’s fucking cunt.” Koos Kombuis is an anti-apartheid South African musician. He’s far too peaceful for Die Antwoord.

(you) or “man,” “dude,” etc.

“number-one kid”