Yolandi seduces men, blindfolds and handcuffs them, then robs them. Cruel, but an easy way to take home a lot of cash (here, comically oversized bills).

She could be saying she’s not going to fuck him because she doesn’t find a condom (see “no glove, no love”), but we can be pretty sure she’s actually just stealing from this poor sap.

Aes being a merry prankster, trying to find the tone on the jukebox that is so shrill and loud it can actually break glass. Also a probable reference to the Sylvia Plath novel The Bell Jar.

A common way to dress up your dog during the holidays.

Aes is making a ridiculous image here by saying that the dogs (posing next to Santas) have cameras hidden in their antlers to spy on the Santas and make sure they’re acting right. Either that or the cameras are there to catch all the action when the Santas fight.

I saw this and the line before linking in the idea that Christmas is a corporate holiday, the antlered dog with the POV (point of View) cam could easily be a reference to the the dog in Dr Seuess’s The Grinch, implying the dressed falseness of the holiday and the scrooge behind it.

No one’s trying anymore, and everyone’s complaining about it.

The party guests are demanding high class dishes despite such being ridiculously above them. They themselves are hardly worth feeding to pets, that is to say, they’re filthy, rugged, etc.

This could be a line about people asking too much of others or even the world, wanted to live easy without bothering to fix themselves up.

Mr. Save-the-World here is a tragically misguided, undereducated young man who’s listened to a Howard Zinn clip and wants to tell us what’s wrong with America. Sage is commenting here that hippies shoot themselves in the foot by being stereotypes of themselves, and not educating themselves to say anything beyond boilerplate, bumper-sticker slogans. They’re obvious, and preach to their usual choir while alienating their usual detractors. Sage feels people won’t listen to him because morons like Mr. S-t-W are shanghaing his message and bastardizing it into something it’s not. As Sage says as Non-Prophets, “I ain’t a hippie, bitch.”