Coydog has arrived

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he’ll never stop being a dick

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His raps are even sicker than syphilis (a terrible STD)

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Coydog sees himself as the best rapper in the game

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Coy’s cold (evil) and gold (rich/expensive) style of rapping mocks the old pros of the genre

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Coy stalks slutty girls (strumpets) who are wearing stockings

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coy doesn’t even talk to his enemies, his gat does the talking

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his luck is shitty, and black cats are unlucky, so people call him black cat

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Coydog’s flow is always wet, and he thinks that’s a better definiton for The Life Aquatic (wet flow life) than the original one (the title of a movie)

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Coydog drops bombs with his lyrics, and since atomic bombs are nuclear, they would be marked HAZMAT (hazardous/radioactive material)

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