His raps are even sicker than syphilis (a terrible STD)

Coydog sees himself as the best rapper in the game

Coy’s cold (evil) and gold (rich/expensive) style of rapping mocks the old pros of the genre

Coy stalks slutty girls (strumpets) who are wearing stockings

coy doesn’t even talk to his enemies, his gat does the talking

his luck is shitty, and black cats are unlucky, so people call him black cat

Coydog’s flow is always wet, and he thinks that’s a better definiton for The Life Aquatic (wet flow life) than the original one (the title of a movie)

Coydog drops bombs with his lyrics, and since atomic bombs are nuclear, they would be marked HAZMAT (hazardous/radioactive material)

he’s as gross as a pad (which could mean house, or a maxi pad) filled with farts and maggots would be

Coydog has a weirder style and outlook than the gayest of homosexuals do.