Though Danny! would eventually resort to trolling and other hijinks in order to succeed in the rap industry, here he concedes that it’s best to avoid such things

Danny! is either such a baller that he possesses two cellular phones, as his other phone rings while talking to his “dawg” on one, or a lack of foresight has led to the most Freudian of slips. Either way, it figures the broad came back, am I right?

Danny! finds it difficult to take the opinions of his detractors seriously when they themselves listen to questionable music.

The Roots drummer Questlove has not been shy about spreading the word that Danny! has caught the attention of Jay-Z, as well as various members of the hip-hop elite. The “alley-oop”, or assist, that Danny! speaks of is a basketball reference and alludes to a stronger presence that resulted from Questo’s help

Danny! has prevailed and seems to be enjoying success as of late

Lackluster sales of Yelawolf’s debut album, coupled with mixed reviews from critics, leaves Danny! at a loss for finding an actual person outside of the internet that enjoys the music of Eminem’s signee

If hair relaxer sets into the scalp too long it could potentially cause chemical burns and scalding. An unattentive mother runs the risk of burning her child’s head if she isn’t careful; fortunately, Danny!’s ex-girl is a trooper