So we can start this on the sectional
Put on some Ren and Stimpy
While you're gettin' skimpy
Drop by Chester French 7

Juxtaposition. Not sexy with sexy. I considered changing this lyric but Max ultimately decided that we should keep it, and it has proven to be a favorite among our listeners.

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Alini Pinto
December 30th, 2012

love you DA m your big fan !

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I think you're stunnin' from you're style to your curly hair
But clearly that's not all, you've got many layers
Understandin', intellectual
But underneath it all I know you're sexual
Drop by Chester French 7

The lyric attempts to capture my interlocutor in her full glorious complexity. The point here is not that she is essentially sexual, but that she is multi-layered, primitive like all of us at the core but wonderfully evolved beyond it.

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Won't stop stop stop 'til ya done ('Til you're done) Drop by Chester French 7

Again, consideration is paramount.

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But once you get to the door
Those panties gonna drop drop drop to the floor (To the floor)
Drop by Chester French 7

This is an observation both about gravity and gravitas. I’m letting her know that my home is a force field of sorts with intractable physical properties.

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January 29th, 2013

I surely could not have foreseen in the early days of my fucking career that i would later be fucking to the musical sculptures of a Harvard graduate. Always had a thing for Yalies… i suppose those days are over. Long story short, you had me at “I got a thing for black girls”

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Yeah, that's how we're doin' it tonight girl
You're in my world and
We can finish this evening talkin' in my ride
Or continue this inside
Drop by Chester French 7

At this point in the evening I offer the lady a choice as to how we proceed. This is in keeping with the gentlemanly approach described earlier.

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I'll pour you 7-Up and Grenadine Drop by Chester French 7

Otherwise known as a kiddie cocktail, my favorite beverage.

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I bet you've never been out on a date like this before
With a real gentleman, who opens up the door
Drop by Chester French 7

That’s what we’re out here doing — giving these women the treatment they deserve. No patriarchy, just priority. Get with it!

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We are the latest greatest, wouldn't you love to date us Next Big Thing by Chester French (Ft. Pharrell Williams & Pusha T) 6

Self-explanatory.

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We've redacted
All the plagiarism you might've found
Next Big Thing by Chester French (Ft. Pharrell Williams & Pusha T) 6

You might think the next big thing is original, but nothing is truly new. We’ve just removed the obvious references that might lead you to believe that this is anything more than the records it copies.

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You're distracted
So distracted by the noise around
Next Big Thing by Chester French (Ft. Pharrell Williams & Pusha T) 6

Folks pay too much attention to the noise of culture — to the constantly undulating waves of blogs, magazines, iTunes, etc. Yet this is a distraction. It’s a misdirected attempt at meaning, whereas truth and beauty are more enduring, often obscured prizes for the explorers who truly venture independently.

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