Randy Velarde is a former American baseball infielder and utility player who played the majority of his career with the New York Yankees.

Suck my motherfucking dick, it’s the young Randy Velarde. Queens, baby

• Action Bronson - “Nana (Chance The Rapper)”

Stephen Strasburg is a flamethrowing right handed starting pitcher and former superprospect for the Washington Nationals who has been described as the “most-hyped pick in draft history” and the “most hyped and closely watched pitching prospect in the history of baseball.”

Throw around game, Strasburg pitching
Tonight no pitchers, everything’s straight

• Wale – “The Black N Gold”

Call me Strasburg when I pitch this shit
I leave these other rappers so tongue-tied

• G.R. Lynch – “Syllables”

All my niggas pitch heat like Strasburg

• Yesus199 – “DOPM”

Andy Pettitte is a left handed starting pitcher with the New York Yankees. Over his 18 year MLB career, he has accumulated 254 wins, five World Series wins and three All-Star selections. Together with Derek Jeter, Mariano Rivera and Jorge Posada, he was a member of the “Core Four” homegrown Yankees who have contributed to much of the team’s success since 1995.

We just flipped the calisthenic
Toss the Andy Pettitte, you said it

• Kamackeris – “Who You Think I Am?”

I’m ballin' like Andy Pettitte
If I keep it independent
I’m ‘bout to cop me a pennant

• Hoodie Allen – “Reunion”

I throw strikes like Andy Pettitte and Roger Clemens
Pitch a shut-out, the whole 9 innings

• Snoop Dogg – “Fuck a Bitch” by DJ Clue?

Raúl Mondesí was a Dominican outfielder who won a Rookie of the Year Award (1994), two Gold Gloves (1995, 1997) and made one All-Star appearance (1995) over 13 MLB seasons (1993-2005) with seven teams, most famously the Los Angeles Dodgers.

I promise thee I Dodge a nigga like Raúl Mondesí

• Pharoahe Monch – “Official”

Iván Rodríguez, also known as “Pudge,” was a Puerto Rican catcher and one of the most decorated players ever to don the tools of ignorance. In his 21 year career (1991-2011), he won 13 Gold Gloves, 7 Silver Sluggers, one MVP Award, one World Series and made 14 All-Star teams.

RAP PLEASE US! Deliver scriptures similar to Jesus
That you couldn’t catch if you was Ivan Rodriguez

• Pharoahe Monch – “Official”

Rey Ordóñez is a slick-fielding Cuban shortstop who won three consecutive Gold Gloves from 1997 to 1999 with the New York Mets.

Without the Rover, more range than Rey Ordonez

• Pharoahe Monch – “Official”

Type of Firearm: Handgun

Origin: Handguns are akin to handheld cannons.

And you might get shot if your tounge’s not watched
‘Cause dudes walk around with hand cannons in their crotch

Abdul-Rauf spent most of his career with the Denver Nuggets. He suffered from moderate Tourette’s Syndrome. He credits his high free throw percentage to Tourette’s-related “quest for perfection.” The NBA suspended him for refusing to stand during the national anthem and calling the American flag “a symbol of oppression.”

And these niggas that be in the game shaking like Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf
Not Tourette’s

• Joe Budden - “6 Minutes of Death Freestyle”

I’m Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf
I don’t pledge allegiance I raise the roof, like

• Heems – Misteur Valaire – “Life Gets Brutal (ft. Heems)”

To never mention putting my cobra inside of Anna Kournikova

• Professor Green - “At Your Inconvenience”

You skatin' on thin ice, Anna Kournikova (Kournikova)

• RiFF RAFF – “Doctor Pepper”

Mario Lemieux is widely considered to be the greatest NHL player of all time after only Wayne Gretzky.

I skate on your crew, like Mario Lemieux

• Phife Dawg - “Keep It Rollin'”

Hockey puck fucks, I’m Mario Lemieux
Cool as a Penguin, you like “What are we gonna do?!”

• Charles Hamilton - “Air Agains”

It goes, shot shot shot!
Like Mario Lemieux
Middle of the nipple and the areola too

• Wax – “No Smoking in the House”