Playing off how synonymous Flora and Fauna go together he uses how synonymous a street corner is with prostitution. Not the best analogy,but it’s purpose is revealed later on when her parents refer to his antics (like using prostitute analogies for eg) as Jack like in behavior
(Jack Warner is the former Vice President of Fifa,who owns the football team Joe Public,which lost the Pro League to W.Connection) In spite of his mass funds from governing the International Football Federation,his team still loses to W. Connection. Also in spite of her parents WARNings,they stay with a winning connection
(worth noting the W in W.Connection doesn’t stand for winning)

#WEED/MARIJUANNA
#WE’D MARRY/YOU WANNA?

Flora and Fauna is a scientific term given by biologists to describe the collective whole of plant and animal life,two SEPARATE entities that together make up the whole of our sub-species.

He feels foolish for putting on this false impression,that she (his lass/girl)see’s right through. Similar to how when Edward finally revealed himself to Bella in the sunlight he himself glittered like glass

One rainy, windy night, a man was walking home alone, down a dark, deserted street by the local cemetery. As he passed the gates, he heard a THUMP! in the darkness behind him. He stopped and turned to see it was a coffin, on its end, thumping from side to side, and bouncing toward him – THUMP, THUMP, THUMP.

The man, terrified for his life, turned and ran into the driving rain. Behind him, the coffin came faster – THUMP! THUMPITY, THUMP! The man turned the corner onto his street and ran through his front gate, the coffin right behind him. He dashed in his house, slammed the door shut, but the coffin just smashed its way in and chased the man upstairs. Desperate and scared to death, he bolted into the bathroom and locked the door.

The coffin banged against the door, once … twice … and on the third time, the door exploded as the coffin crashed its way into the bathroom. Heart pounding and desperate, the man reached out his hand and grabbed everything and anything that he could throw at the coffin. Razor blades, bathroom scales, towels… but the coffin continued banging from side to side, faster and louder. THUMP!!! THUMP!!! THUMP!!! The man screamed and reached for the last item on the shelf; a tiny box of cough drops! Desperate, he threw them at the coffin…

…and the coffin stopped!

His false sense of male machismo makes him shun off her advance and pretend like he isn’t interested in her or she means nothing to him. But looking back on his action,he has to ask himself to who’s benefit is he doing this for….

He’s asking her to tell him how to proceed from here for fear of Fire turning into Ice……

We are all familiar with the old saying
“I may have been born yesterday but I stayed up all night” Given the previous nights experience he feels reborn & rejuvenated…and it’s ironic that he was re-born yesterday,having stayed up all night..a clever twist on the popular saying

Have we caught on to the spoonerisms by now….
#GOOD

No Tails/Toe Nails

Save the whales/Wave the Sails

Basically the HEAD he’s referring to is Oral sex. He makes her toes curl and encourages her to save her “wails” or “wave the sails” (sails are typically made of a white fabric and supported by a mast, whose purpose is to propel a sailing vessel) so he’s asking her to contain her ecstasy until the TIDE comes in or surrender her white flag

Another spoonerism example http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism he plays on the words

#Cop porn/Pop Corn
adds in a slick wordplay on “prone”

So basically they’re prone to watching porn,eating pop corn till the lights gone (nightfall when vampires can come out)

She curls up whenever he touches her,which is a timid reaction to his advances. He sums it up to her being bashful and is unsure as to the reason someone as amazing as she,would ever choose being with a guy like him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vS3mF03Yu4